Massive Arse

Originally posted by PBE6
Hush up, fat arse.

😞

Originally posted by Bad wolf
😞

Hey, did you ever end up taking those two birds out to the movies to show them how you make hot, buttered popcorn?

Originally posted by PBE6
Hey, did you ever end up taking those two birds out to the movies to show them how you make hot, buttered popcorn?

Nah, but I got drunk with one of them last night though, nothing happened. 😛

Originally posted by Bad wolf
Nah, but I got drunk with one of them last night though, nothing happened. 😛

Got the old whiskey "richard", huh? Poor sap.

Originally posted by PBE6
Got the old whiskey "richard", huh? Poor sap.

I wish.
😵

Originally posted by Bad wolf
The width on them is fine, and I would say they are actually quite baggy, but they are just tight around the crotch. 😕

This has always been my response,

"Sweetheart, the jeans don't make you look fat, the FAT makes you look fat"

Originally posted by uzless
This has always been my response,

"Sweetheart, the jeans don't make you look fat, the FAT makes you look fat"

Touch it and you tell me if it's fat. 😕

Originally posted by Bad wolf
Touch it and you tell me if it's fat. 😕

Give it a tussle if it feels like muscle,
Give it a smack if it feels like fat

Originally posted by uzless
Give it a tussle if it feels like muscle,
Give it a smack if it feels like fat

Yes, well, maybe I'll actually do that when I go to Canada, okay? 😕

Originally posted by Bad wolf
Yes, well, maybe I'll actually do that when I go to Canada, okay? 😕

when are you going to canada?

Originally posted by trevor33
when are you going to canada?

Like, some time in the future? 😕
I could try and manage next summer I would hope.

Originally posted by Bad wolf
Like, some time in the future? 😕
I could try and manage next summer I would hope.

yeah? whats the plan?

Originally posted by trevor33
yeah? whats the plan?

The plan? Hmm, there isn't really one to speak of atm... 😕

Originally posted by Bad wolf
The plan? Hmm, there isn't really one to speak of atm... 😕

its only a year. you most have some idea in your head how you are going to raise funds?

Originally posted by trevor33
its only a year. you most have some idea in your head how you are going to raise funds?

Well, I have £500 in the bank now, and I should get another £1000 over the next year.