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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Well, I have £500 in the bank now, and I should get another £1000 over the next year.
the flight and insurance alone will cost about £500

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Originally posted by trevor33
the flight and insurance alone will cost about £500
Fancy a swim? It is much cheaper and will build your scrawny body with the fat arse up. Shark infestation will speed your journey along as well. 😀

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I look fat. 😞
I thought you looked rather thin in the one pic I saw of you. 😕
Maybe your pants make your butt look big.

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I've been spun-off. But my thread got deleted.

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galoshes....

Up there with mitten, but sexier.

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Originally posted by Jamin
galoshes....

Up there with mitten, but sexier.
What's a 'jamin'?

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Sorry that wasn't much of a reply to your post! I edited out the quoted text.

Oh and "Jamin" is actually a name. My name. It means 'right hand', and usually I can't figure out what the left one is up to so I guess it fits.
Bored to sleep yet? 😞

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Originally posted by Jamin
Oh and "Jamin" is actually a name. My name. It means 'right hand', and usually I can't figure out what the left one is up to so I guess it fits.
Bored to sleep yet? 😞
I like my Jamin a lot. Especially in the evening before I fall asleep. 🙂

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I look fat. 😞
Nah.... pleasantly plump....!!!!

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Originally posted by Jay Joos
Nah.... pleasantly plump....!!!!
my wife once said ' darling what do you like most about me? my wonderful face or my fabulous body?' i told her 'your sence of fu***ng humour'.

not fat mate just rounded. a fuel tank for a lurve machine.

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Originally posted by trevor33
the flight and insurance alone will cost about £500
Why is the insurance important?

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Fancy a swim? It is much cheaper and will build your scrawny body with the fat arse up. Shark infestation will speed your journey along as well. 😀
Yes, that sounds like a good idea, only problem being that I can't swim. 😕

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You think you look fat.... i AM fat,enormous and chubby.... nothing wrong with fat....the wife says she has more to play with...bless her...

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Originally posted by Jay Joos
You think you look fat.... i AM fat,enormous and chubby.... nothing wrong with fat....the wife says she has more to play with...bless her...
Awww. 🙂

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