07 Sep 05
Stob.. Drob your ben.. Look at the board to undarstand.. OoohOoo, WooHoooO.. That's a tough broblem WoohOo..
All i know iz Mass, all i feel is A$$ OhOooo..
Youuuu outsidez, and takes your mopile wiz You.. I take you to Mistar Dennis zen he callz your fazar.. "Wallahi", "Wallahi" ya grade 8, i say "Wallahi" 3 timez.. No one takes 15 zis mons
Who threw it? who threw it?
I cruise around daily, outcomes Feeby.. i beel a banana just for Anna.. Who threw it? Bdom dom dom..
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I feel dizzy *COUGHS* *COUGHS*
The world is spinning guys.. HELPPP MEEE
07 Sep 05
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Originally posted by kattyeh?
Stob.. Drob your ben.. Look at the board to undarstand.. OoohOoo, WooHoooO.. That's a tough broblem WoohOo..
All i know iz Mass, all i feel is A$$ OhOooo..
Youuuu outsidez, and takes your mopile wiz You.. I take you to Mistar Dennis zen he callz your fazar.. "Wallahi", "Wallahi" ya grade 8, i say "Wallahi" 3 timez.. No one takes 15 zis mons
Who ...[text shortened]... ---------------
I feel dizzy *COUGHS* *COUGHS*
The world is spinning guys.. HELPPP MEEE
Edit: Do I have to hit you another time with that baseball bat?
07 Sep 05
Originally posted by kattyI'll give interpretation a go:
Stob.. Drob your ben.. Look at the board to undarstand.. OoohOoo, WooHoooO.. That's a tough broblem WoohOo..
All i know iz Mass, all i feel is A$$ OhOooo..
Youuuu outsidez, and takes your mopile wiz You.. I take you to Mistar Dennis zen he callz your fazar.. "Wallahi", "Wallahi" ya grade 8, i say "Wallahi" 3 timez.. No one takes 15 zis mons
Who ...[text shortened]... ---------------
I feel dizzy *COUGHS* *COUGHS*
The world is spinning guys.. HELPPP MEEE
-katty dropped her pen while looking at the board (where there was a serious problem) and her maths teacher grabbed her a$$.
-next, she got kicked out of class because she talked on her mobile phone during the lesson, the teacher threatens that the headmaster will call her father. The rest of this paragraph must be some random tribal language from the bush (pun intended).
Somebody threw something, maybe a banana, which was anna's.
Ta-da
07 Sep 05
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Originally posted by kattyMy own try at translation.
Stob.. Drob your ben.. Look at the board to undarstand.. OoohOoo, WooHoooO.. That's a tough broblem WoohOo..
All i know iz Mass, all i feel is A$$ OhOooo..
Youuuu outsidez, and takes your mopile wiz You.. I take you to Mistar Dennis zen he callz your fazar.. "Wallahi", "Wallahi" ya grade 8, i say "Wallahi" 3 timez.. No one takes 15 zis mons
Who ...[text shortened]... ---------------
I feel dizzy *COUGHS* *COUGHS*
The world is spinning guys.. HELPPP MEEE
She had a very drab boyfriend named Ben who was trying to help her with the famous "train heading towards each other" algebra problems. Or possibly he thought he was a train, inspiring her anger at his childlike inteligence. She stabbed him in the buttocks, in the state of Massachusets where they don't have the death penalty. Most likely she stabbed him when he went outside to take a piss onto her car in a fit of dementia or hatred at her lack of mathematical ability.
She stuffed him in the trunk and took him to their mutual friend, Dennis, whom she had intercourse with three times in exchange for him calling Ben's father to make an excuse for why he wouldn't be home that night. When she was in 8th grade, she used to share her Ecstacy pills with him, but this time he want all 15. She told him no, and when he insisted, he got violent until her friend Anna killed him with a throwing knife. Anna is a knife throwing circus gorilla who likes to ride around in the car with Katty and listen to loud music with a thumping bass.
The girl and gorilla go to Feeby's (Phoebe but with New Age parents) house and Anna gives them all knife throwing lessons. They all consume a large amount of alcohol and run around makiing jungle call noises. In the morning, our heroine is hung over, and has also developed a cold and can't stop coughing.
They get in the car, but as Anna is a poor driver (most hung over gorillas are) and Phoebe isn't old enough, Katty quickly becomes carsick and the world seems to be spinning around her. She gets out of the car, pukes in the woods, and they are apprehended by the cops later that morning.
I think my version is more likely than Angie's, when are drunken, knife throwing gorillas not part of the most likely explanation.