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Originally posted by HandyAndy
I think he's on about his third martini.
"Not my cuppa tea". ~JD

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
"Not my cuppa tea". ~JD
If a martini was a cuppa tea, James Bond would lose all credibility.

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
If a martini was a cuppa tea, James Bond would lose all credibility.
Unlike Bond, I prefer my martini's stirred not shaken and dry thank you.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Unlike Bond, I prefer my martini's stirred not shaken and dry thank you.
Am always confused how one can drink a dry martini. Surely it needs to be wet?

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Am always confused how one can drink a dry martini. Surely it needs to be wet?
"Dry" refers to the amount of vermouth in the martini. Dry means very little to no vermouth.

There was an episode of M*A*S*H where Hawkeye was trying to describe to a bartender how dry he wanted his martini.

"I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc, a very dry martini. A very dry, arid, barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowl of a martini. I want a martini that could be declared a disaster area. Mix me just such a martini." -- Hawkeye Pierce, from the episode "There Is Nothing Like a Nurse"

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I like my martini to be as dry as a nuns snatch.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I know it is a compliment. But I am going through a depression now.
These memories only remind me how happy I was and how miserable
I am now.

I can see you weren't aware. I apologize if I lashed at you, bro.
mercury is in retrograde...
be patient, but, try not to be guarded...

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Originally posted by Captain Strange
I like my martini to be as dry as a nuns snatch.
Krist that's dry Captain.

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Originally posted by The Gravedigger
Krist that's dry Captain.
Not as dry as his humour.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Unlike Bond, I prefer my martini's stirred not shaken and dry thank you.
"Would that be a cuppa tea shaken or stirred?" ~JD 007

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Best ever and grateful to be alive.

Thanks for asking.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
"Dry" refers to the amount of vermouth in the martini. Dry means very little to no vermouth.

There was an episode of M*A*S*H where Hawkeye was trying to describe to a bartender how dry he wanted his martini.

"I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc, a very dry martini. A very dry, arid, barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowl of a martini. I want a martini t ...[text shortened]... Mix me just such a martini." -- Hawkeye Pierce, from the episode "There Is Nothing Like a Nurse"
"MASH s03e10 There is Nothing Like a Nurse rus,eng"



Thanks for the nostalgia, Suzianne.

Enjoy.......

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