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never smiles
looks constipated
feel sorry for her
that sculptured body going to waste

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@lemondrop said
never smiles
looks constipated
feel sorry for her
that sculptured body going to waste
Come on we all know why she doesn't smile! 😉

-VR

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@lemondrop said
never smiles
looks constipated
feel sorry for her
that sculptured body going to waste
He married her body, and she married his wallet.

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@moonbus said
He married her body, and she married his wallet.
LOL...........Many myself included with think you hit the nail on the head!

-VR

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@moonbus said
He married her body, and she married his wallet.
Would he have had she been "Latino"? 🤔

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@great-big-stees said
Would he have had she been "Latino"? 🤔
Why is Trump married at all - he should have enough of himself. So unattractive for a man to be so self-obsessed.

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@Torunn
He would probably clone himself if he could.....

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@sonhouse said
@Torunn
He would probably clone himself if he could.....
Are we absolutely sure that hasn't happened? 😉

-VR

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@great-big-stees said
Would he have had she been "Latino"? 🤔
"Latina" (feminine form in Spanish).

-- Courtesy of the Foreign Language Grammar Gestapo

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@moonbus said
"Latina" (feminine form in Spanish).

-- Courtesy of the Foreign Language Grammar Gestapo
"Grammar Gestapo" Anagram of 'Mr Goats Rampage.'

-- Courtesy of the Secret Anagram Society

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@lemondrop said
never smiles
looks constipated
feel sorry for her
that sculptured body going to waste
You do know why she never smiles! 😉

-VR

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@moonbus said
"Latina" (feminine form in Spanish).

-- Courtesy of the Foreign Language Grammar Gestapo
As a speaker of French (not my Mother tongue) I should have realized that (masculine/feminine). Thanks for the note.

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@very-rusty said
You do know why she never smiles! 😉

-VR
Botox?

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@very-rusty said
You do know why she never smiles! 😉

-VR
She hasn't had an orgasm in five years.

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@moonbus said
She hasn't had an orgasm in five years.
You know what I was thinking! 😉

-VR