Melania

never smiles
looks constipated
feel sorry for her
that sculptured body going to waste

@lemondrop said
never smiles
looks constipated
feel sorry for her
that sculptured body going to waste

Come on we all know why she doesn't smile! 😉

-VR

@lemondrop said
never smiles
looks constipated
feel sorry for her
that sculptured body going to waste

He married her body, and she married his wallet.

@moonbus said
He married her body, and she married his wallet.

LOL...........Many myself included with think you hit the nail on the head!

-VR

@moonbus said
He married her body, and she married his wallet.

Would he have had she been "Latino"? 🤔

@great-big-stees said
Would he have had she been "Latino"? 🤔

Why is Trump married at all - he should have enough of himself. So unattractive for a man to be so self-obsessed.

@Torunn
He would probably clone himself if he could.....

@sonhouse said
@Torunn
He would probably clone himself if he could.....

Are we absolutely sure that hasn't happened? 😉

-VR

@great-big-stees said
Would he have had she been "Latino"? 🤔

"Latina" (feminine form in Spanish).

-- Courtesy of the Foreign Language Grammar Gestapo

@moonbus said
"Latina" (feminine form in Spanish).

-- Courtesy of the Foreign Language Grammar Gestapo

"Grammar Gestapo" Anagram of 'Mr Goats Rampage.'

-- Courtesy of the Secret Anagram Society

@lemondrop said
never smiles
looks constipated
feel sorry for her
that sculptured body going to waste

You do know why she never smiles! 😉

-VR

@moonbus said
"Latina" (feminine form in Spanish).

-- Courtesy of the Foreign Language Grammar Gestapo

As a speaker of French (not my Mother tongue) I should have realized that (masculine/feminine). Thanks for the note.

@very-rusty said
You do know why she never smiles! 😉

-VR

Botox?

@very-rusty said
You do know why she never smiles! 😉

-VR

She hasn't had an orgasm in five years.

@moonbus said
She hasn't had an orgasm in five years.

You know what I was thinking! 😉

-VR