Men who stare

I try to restrain myself but the gaze strays!

Originally posted by hopscotch
I try to restrain myself but the gaze strays!

That's a bad habit when using a urinal. Eyes forward, check out the tile work, note the manufacturer of said porcelain convenience. Shake twice, wash hands, leave. 😕

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
That's a bad habit when using a urinal. Eyes forward, check out the tile work, note the manufacturer of said porcelain convenience. Shake twice, wash hands, leave. 😕

Thanks - as I have never seen it done, I was naturally curious... 🙂

Originally posted by lolof
Thanks - as I have never seen it done, I was naturally curious... 🙂

It's much more fun outdoors in the snow. 😀

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
That's a bad habit when using a urinal. Eyes forward, check out the tile work, note the manufacturer of said porcelain convenience. Shake twice, wash hands, leave. 😕

Armitage shanks!

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Armitage shanks!

Better have that looked at. 😕

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
That's a bad habit when using a urinal. Eyes forward, check out the tile work, note the manufacturer of said porcelain convenience. Shake twice, wash hands, leave. 😕

Oh geez, I may have been doing it wrong. Here's what I've been doing:

1) Wring it out
2) Clean everything (and I mean clean it like a crime scene)
3) Sob uncontrollably

Am I the only one who does it this way?

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Oh geez, I may have been doing it wrong. Here's what I've been doing:

1) Wring it out
2) Clean everything (and I mean clean it like a crime scene)
3) Sob uncontrollably

Am I the only one who does it this way?

I sometimes forget to put the seat up and dribble on it but then I just use my sock and no one's the wiser.
Wring it?, Frank it's not a chicken neck you dolt.

What are we staring at?

Originally posted by hopscotch
I try to restrain myself but the gaze strays!

Mirrorized sunglasses.

Originally posted by hopscotch
I try to restrain myself but the gaze strays!

.... to a particular location?

Originally posted by hopscotch
I try to restrain myself but the gaze strays!

Donut ask, donut tell.

Originally posted by Trev33
What are we staring at?

Trev, we're staring at beautiful women.

Everyone else in this thread is staring at penises.

This is a weird website.

[stealthily uses periphery vision to examine that redhead]

Originally posted by hopscotch
Trev, we're staring at beautiful women.

Everyone else in this thread is staring at penises.

This is a weird website.

[stealthily uses periphery vision to examine that redhead]

Hop, I think that girl you're looking at has a penis. Check it out for us. Tell us if she has a man-handle or not.

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Hop, I think that girl you're looking at has a penis. Check it out for us. Tell us if she has a man-handle or not.

I wouldn't be staring if she didn't have a penis. Duh.