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    14 Dec '13 09:24
    I try to restrain myself but the gaze strays!
  2. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    14 Dec '13 17:03
    Originally posted by hopscotch
    I try to restrain myself but the gaze strays!
    That's a bad habit when using a urinal. Eyes forward, check out the tile work, note the manufacturer of said porcelain convenience. Shake twice, wash hands, leave. 😕
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    14 Dec '13 17:171 edit
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    That's a bad habit when using a urinal. Eyes forward, check out the tile work, note the manufacturer of said porcelain convenience. Shake twice, wash hands, leave. 😕
    Thanks - as I have never seen it done, I was naturally curious... 🙂
  4. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    14 Dec '13 17:27
    Originally posted by lolof
    Thanks - as I have never seen it done, I was naturally curious... 🙂
    It's much more fun outdoors in the snow. 😀
  5. In your face
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    14 Dec '13 17:32
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    That's a bad habit when using a urinal. Eyes forward, check out the tile work, note the manufacturer of said porcelain convenience. Shake twice, wash hands, leave. 😕
    Armitage shanks!
  6. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    14 Dec '13 19:28
    Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
    Armitage shanks!
    Better have that looked at. 😕
  7. Standard memberFrank Burns
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    14 Dec '13 20:07
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    That's a bad habit when using a urinal. Eyes forward, check out the tile work, note the manufacturer of said porcelain convenience. Shake twice, wash hands, leave. 😕
    Oh geez, I may have been doing it wrong. Here's what I've been doing:

    1) Wring it out
    2) Clean everything (and I mean clean it like a crime scene)
    3) Sob uncontrollably

    Am I the only one who does it this way?
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    14 Dec '13 21:53
    Originally posted by Frank Burns
    Oh geez, I may have been doing it wrong. Here's what I've been doing:

    1) Wring it out
    2) Clean everything (and I mean clean it like a crime scene)
    3) Sob uncontrollably

    Am I the only one who does it this way?
    I sometimes forget to put the seat up and dribble on it but then I just use my sock and no one's the wiser.
    Wring it?, Frank it's not a chicken neck you dolt.
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    14 Dec '13 22:51
    What are we staring at?
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    14 Dec '13 23:03
    Originally posted by hopscotch
    I try to restrain myself but the gaze strays!
    Mirrorized sunglasses.
  11. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    15 Dec '13 01:05
    Originally posted by hopscotch
    I try to restrain myself but the gaze strays!
    .... to a particular location?
  12. Unknown Territories
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    15 Dec '13 01:25
    Originally posted by hopscotch
    I try to restrain myself but the gaze strays!
    Donut ask, donut tell.
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    15 Dec '13 02:00
    Originally posted by Trev33
    What are we staring at?
    Trev, we're staring at beautiful women.

    Everyone else in this thread is staring at penises.

    This is a weird website.

    [stealthily uses periphery vision to examine that redhead]
  14. Standard memberFrank Burns
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    17 Dec '13 03:19
    Originally posted by hopscotch
    Trev, we're staring at beautiful women.

    Everyone else in this thread is staring at penises.

    This is a weird website.

    [stealthily uses periphery vision to examine that redhead]
    Hop, I think that girl you're looking at has a penis. Check it out for us. Tell us if she has a man-handle or not.
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    17 Dec '13 06:54
    Originally posted by Frank Burns
    Hop, I think that girl you're looking at has a penis. Check it out for us. Tell us if she has a man-handle or not.
    I wouldn't be staring if she didn't have a penis. Duh.
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