Men

Originally posted by mokko
Are seriously creepy.

Worse than cats, mokko?

Originally posted by Delmer
Worse than cats, mokko?

Almost as bad as raccoons.

Originally posted by darvlay
I have a very firm grip and very fast fingers. I'd love to call the operator on your little pink telephone.

My number has been temporarily disconnected.

Originally posted by Delmer
Worse than cats, mokko?

I already said...women are not creepy.

Male cats....creepy.

Originally posted by mokko
I already said...women are not creepy.

Male cats....creepy.

Are you including both neutered and whole male cats? Because if you find the neutered male cats not creepy than maybe we have found a solution.

Originally posted by Delmer
Are you including both neutered and whole male cats? Because if you find the neutered male cats not creepy than maybe we have found a solution.

My cat is neutered.....still very creepy.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Almost as bad as raccoons.

This time of year I have baby raccoons all over the place. Let me ship you a couple, Nordlys. There are no creepy raccoons, unless, of course, the little black mask they wear gives you creepy thoughts.

Originally posted by mokko
My cat is neutered.....still very creepy.

Well then, neutering is evidently not the answer. I'll ship you a baby raccoon and you can ship the cat back in exchange.

Originally posted by mokko
My cat is neutered.....still very creepy.

Have you ever considered that it might have something to do with you? I have rarely encountered creepy men, cats, or even raccoons.

Originally posted by Delmer
Well then, neutering is evidently not the answer. I'll ship you a baby raccoon and you can ship the cat back in exchange.

How about I just ship you the cat and we call it even.

Originally posted by Delmer
This time of year I have baby raccoons all over the place. Let me ship you a couple, Nordlys. There are no creepy raccoons, unless, of course, the little black mask they wear gives you creepy thoughts.

Cool, I'd love to get some baby raccoons. Do you think they will get along well with my baby faith whales?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Have you ever considered that it might have something to do with you? I have rarely encountered creepy men, cats, or even raccoons.

No...never considered that. Well maybe once I did for a second but soon realized the absurdity of it.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Cool, I'd love to get some baby raccoons. Do you think they will get along well with my baby faith whales?

This is an outrage! How come the Whale Father has blessed you with Faith Calves and me with Faith Fvck All? I'm beginning to doubt the existence of the Whale Father. Maybe I'll become an acetaceist.

Originally posted by 7ate9
well, it depends on what way you look at it to the absurdity of it?

The absurdity is that with or without me men are still creepy. Always have been always will be.