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Originally posted by Nordlys
Cool, I'd love to get some baby raccoons. Do you think they will get along well with my baby faith whales?
I have complete faith in their getting along with your baby faith whales.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
This is an outrage! How come the Whale Father has blessed you with Faith Calves and me with Faith Fvck All?
I am not surprised at all. You have abandoned your faith whale, and all that brucking must have displeased Whale Father as whale. And now you even doubt His existence. Brother, what have you become? I am deeply saddened.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Nordlys, why don't you go help her with her contacts. Yeah, go on over. Yeah. Now touch her hair. That's nice. Whisper something sweet into her ear. Oh God. Now take her shirt off. Mmmmm...
Don't stop now, I'm almost there!.... Damn it... lost my grip.

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Originally posted by mokko
No...never considered that. Well maybe once I did for a second but soon realized the absurdity of it.
Maybe not so absurd.

Observations:

1. You don't hate men.

2. You crave attention.

1 + 2 = The person you loath is closer at hand.

Learn to love yourself; you're the only self you have.

You and I both know what you need and you're not going to find it here. Here, you'll only find a good chess game if your lucky and a lot of negative reinforcement of your own defenses.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I am not surprised at all. You have abandoned your faith whale, and all that brucking must have displeased Whale Father as whale. And now you even doubt His existence. Brother, what have you become? I am deeply saddened.
I have no desire to swim with the Great Pod in the Sky if they are intolerant of rambrucktious behaviour.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Nordlys, why don't you go help her with her contacts. Yeah, go on over. Yeah. Now touch her hair. That's nice. Whisper something sweet into her ear. Oh God. Now take her shirt off. Mmmmm...
NSR

(That hit the spot.)

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Originally posted by mokko
I already said...women are not creepy.

Male cats....creepy.
Even this one?

http://www.wheely.demon.co.uk/gallery/cat2.jpg

or perhaps you meant this one

http://www.wheely.demon.co.uk/gallery/cat3.jpg

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Originally posted by Bowmann
[b]NSR[/b]
NASCAR SimRacing?
National Scenic Riverway?
National Security Review?
National Simulation Resource for Transport, Metabolism and Reaction?
National Strategy Review?
Naval Staff Requirement?
Neck Support Ring (Bottling Industry)?
Nemecká Spolková Republika (Czech: West Germany)?
Network Storage Resource?
Neutron Source Reactor?
New Source Requirement?
New Source Review (air quality permit program of federal Clean Air Act for nonattainment pollutant)?
New Special Recovery?
Newcastle Student Radio (UK)?
No Specific Response?
No Staff Responsibility?
No Stolen Report (used by police departments in radio communications regarding a vehicle)?
Non-Self-Recoverable?
Non-Significant Risk (clinical trial)?
Non-Stop-Routing (Avici)?
Normal Sinus Rhythm?
Normalized Stoichiometric Ratio?
Northern Sky Research?
Nuclear Science Reference?
Norgga Sámiid Riikkasearvi?

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Originally posted by Red Night
Maybe not so absurd.

Observations:

1. You don't hate men.

2. You crave attention.

1 + 2 = The person you loath is closer at hand.

Learn to love yourself; you're the only self you have.

You and I both know what you need and you're not going to find it here. Here, you'll only find a good chess game if your lucky and a lot of negative reinforcement of your own defenses.
You're creepier than most.

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Originally posted by mokko
You're creepier than most.
The truth can be creepier than fiction.


Love your neighbor and yourself.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
I have no desire to swim with the Great Pod in the Sky if they are intolerant of rambrucktious behaviour.
They tolerate it, but if you want your foot to give birth to a faith whale pod, your behaviour needs to be bruckless. Whale Father still loves you.

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Originally posted by Red Night
The truth can be creepier than fiction.


Love your neighbor and yourself.
Hey buddy...I love myself lots...my neighbors ain't getting none of my loving!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
They tolerate it, but if you want your foot to give birth to a faith whale pod, your behaviour needs to be bruckless. Whale Father still loves you.
Immbruckulate conception?

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Originally posted by 7ate9
what if you try to kill yourself... by that logic it's O.K. to try and kill your neighbour?
Read it again. I'm not quoting Jesus. It's a slightly different twist.

Substituting the word "and" for "as" rules out the the macabre scenario you suggest.

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