Messages from FMF's son

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Dear everybody,

If my dad passes away, please note: I will be finishing his chess games and chatting with his former opponents.

- FMF jr

Dear Daddy,

I have told them. But I do hope I don't need to finish your games for you anytime soon.

~ Archie xxx

Tell my dad to get rid of the muttonchops. He's an embarrassment!

But don't tell him I asked you to tell him. ~ Terima kasih

From: FMF
Subscriber

Sep 20 2020 22:25

Could you do me a favour please?

Hello Mr divegeester,

You don’t know me but name is Archie and I am one of FMF’s sons. Unfortunately Dad passed away yesterday and I’m finishing up his games here. I would have written sooner but it took me several hours yesterday to find his RHP password on his computer and then I realised he was logged on anyway. Silly me I’m probably not thinking straight.

Anyway I haven’t figured out how to use the forums yet so I was wondering if you could make an announcement about his passing and let people know I’m finishing his games. A couple of the opponents are quite friendly in the game chat which is nice. Mr Ponderable is especially nice and hasn’t realised it’s me and that I have no idea what it was he and Dad were talking about.

Thank you very much
Archie

PS do you know anyone who would be interested in buying a hundred and twenty Frank Zappa vinyl records and a huge box of various Betamax tapes (I think they are about wrestling belly dancers) and some 8-tracks of something about a Van Der Graff Generator?

Hello friends of my dad,

I would like to announce that we will be starting a crowd funding web page because we still haven't paid for the brain transplant. To get it going, we will be raffling off his old brain which is the one he used to navigate his way up the ranks of the Yakuza.

Thanks in advance ~ FMF jr

@kewpie said
Tell my dad to get rid of the muttonchops. He's an embarrassment!

@torunn said
Kewpie, if anything should happen to me, my daughter will be in touch with you, please let me have your current email address in our game. Thank you. 😍

Dear All,

In anticipation of my daddy's demise, I would just like to say that the chess rating attached to his account will go up steeply once the playing is left to me. I, at least, know how all the pieces move.

Cheers

Junior

Dear Junior,
I hear your dad left a box of Betamax tapes of girls mud wrestling. Fortunately I have a friend who is keen mud wrestling fan. Please send the box directly to him @
G. Digger
Cemetery Lane
North Yorkshire.

PS Sorry to hear of your Dads death but every cloud as they say.

@the-gravedigger said
Sorry to hear of your Dads death but every cloud as they say.

@the-gravedigger said
I hear your dad left a box of Betamax tapes of girls mud wrestling.

@fmf said
Dear The Gravedigger,

Steady on! Me and my younger brother just had long hair at that time, that's all.

JR

@Kewpie
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