Messages from FMF's son

Feel free to speculate.

Dear everybody,

If my dad passes away, please note: I will be finishing his chess games and chatting with his former opponents.

- FMF jr

Dear Daddy,

I have told them. But I do hope I don't need to finish your games for you anytime soon.

~ Archie xxx

Tell my dad to get rid of the muttonchops. He's an embarrassment!

But don't tell him I asked you to tell him. ~ Terima kasih

Hello friends of my dad,

I would like to announce that we will be starting a crowd funding web page because we still haven't paid for the brain transplant. To get it going, we will be raffling off his old brain which is the one he used to navigate his way up the ranks of the Yakuza.

Thanks in advance ~ FMF jr

@kewpie said
Tell my dad to get rid of the muttonchops. He's an embarrassment!

Dear All,

In anticipation of my daddy's demise, I would just like to say that the chess rating attached to his account will go up steeply once the playing is left to me. I, at least, know how all the pieces move.

Cheers

Junior

Dear Junior,
I hear your dad left a box of Betamax tapes of girls mud wrestling. Fortunately I have a friend who is keen mud wrestling fan. Please send the box directly to him @
G. Digger
Cemetery Lane
North Yorkshire.

PS Sorry to hear of your Dads death but every cloud as they say.

@the-gravedigger said
Sorry to hear of your Dads death but every cloud as they say.

@the-gravedigger said
I hear your dad left a box of Betamax tapes of girls mud wrestling.

@fmf said
Dear The Gravedigger,

Steady on! Me and my younger brother just had long hair at that time, that's all.

JR

@Kewpie
i really like yer avatar
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