Michael Jackson

Is dead.

Did we ever high five?

You know the difference between Heath Ledger and Heath Ledger jokes?

The jokes can get old.

Farrah Fawcett dies and when she gets to the pearly gates, Saint Peter is waiting and says: God feels really bad about all the suffering you went through before your passing. To make it up to you, He's granted you one wish. What will it be?

Farrah thinks for a minute and says: I just want all the children in the world to grow up safe and happy.

Saint Peter says: Done!

Five minutes later, Michael Jackson drops dead.

Hey folks, I'm here all week! Try the veal and don't forget to tip your waitress!

Quick, someone stick their finger in the hole before it's too late.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Quick, someone stick their finger in the hole before it's too late.

Originally posted by Ransom
That's what she said

They should dig him out for a Thriller video-remake.

What's black, sad, and starving?


Bubbles

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
What's black, sad, and starving?


Bubbles

Originally posted by Seitse
Ha! Good one.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
What's black, sad, and starving?


Bubbles

Originally posted by EaterOfBurntoast
is this bubbles from the wire?

Bubbles was MJ's pet monkey.