Mike Tyson claims

Pick one
1. He was cleaning his hands and they went off accidentally.
2. Someone made a mistake, and gave Mike a loaded fist instead of a prop fist.

The armourer told him his fists were not loaded.

Someone told him second prize is a set of steak knives.

@gambrel said
Pick one
1. He was cleaning his hands and they went off accidentally.
2. Someone made a mistake, and gave Mike a loaded fist instead of a prop fist.

Weedy oik decides to annoy the most ferocious heavyweight fighter the world has ever seen.
Weedy oik gets repeatedly punched in face.

Will Smith tweets “dayum!”

@divegeester said
Weedy oik decides to annoy the most ferocious heavyweight fighter the world has ever seen.
Weedy oik gets repeatedly punched in face.

Will Smith tweets “dayum!”

Mike Tython athaulted thumone?

If the passenger was taunting Mike as I heard then the passenger deserved what he got. I heard there was drinking involved too which wouldn't help matters any.

-VR

rape.

@huckleberryhound said
rape.