Mikelom just might be in a little trouble:
Mikelom works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Mikelom! How ya doing?'
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
'Oh no,' says Mikelom. 'He's on my bowling team.'
When they are seated, a waitress asks Mikelom if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she
know that you drink Budweiser?'
'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have
a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey'.
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around
Mikelom, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Mikelom. Want your usual table dance, sweetie?'
Mikelom's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Mikelom follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Mikelom tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every four-letter word in the book.
The cabbie turns around and says, 'Geez Mikelom, you picked up a real b * tch this time.' 😀
Originally posted by mikelomRec'd
Mikelom just might be in a little trouble:
Mikelom works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Mikelom! How ya doing?'
His wife is puzzled and a ...[text shortened]... around and says, 'Geez Mikelom, you picked up a real b * tch this time.' 😀
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Originally posted by mikelomDid this actually happen? If so, rather unfortunate. If not, I marvel at your imagination 😀
Mikelom just might be in a little trouble:
Mikelom works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Mikelom! How ya doing?'
His wife is puzzled and a ...[text shortened]... around and says, 'Geez Mikelom, you picked up a real b * tch this time.' 😀
Originally posted by mikelomlmao..good one
Mikelom just might be in a little trouble:
Mikelom works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Mikelom! How ya doing?'
His wife is puzzled and a ...[text shortened]... around and says, 'Geez Mikelom, you picked up a real b * tch this time.' 😀
Originally posted by mikelomYour on a roll.😀
Mikelom just might be in a little trouble:
Mikelom works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Mikelom! How ya doing?'
His wife is puzzled and a ...[text shortened]... around and says, 'Geez Mikelom, you picked up a real b * tch this time.' 😀
Originally posted by MissOleumExactly so... couple of years ago it might have been almost "original"?
This story is currently going the rounds of the jokes sites, so no, mikelom's only going to be in trouble if his wife reads this ....
Poor ol' Mikey needs a new writer - or at least a reader who's somewhat in this century... 😕