Misquoted Quotes You Like

@very-rusty said
Good Ridance to it if it does!!! 😉

-VR

You are right.
Misquotes are too hard unless you Google them.
Too much work 😕

@the-pickled-walrus said
You are right.
Misquotes are too hard unless you Google them.
Too much work 😕

Just don't let them bite your butt! 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
Just don't let them bite your butt! 😉

-VR

I was joking.

You sir are a master at killing threads.

"It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to light up a big fatty." -Aristotle

What is best in life: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!". Pooh Bear

@suzianne said
Read the thread title, jackass.

This is you, coming into a thread and leaving your residue in it, not understanding the thread.

Do you understand why people constantly thumb you down yet?

I had to go back and thumb them all up to counter your stupidity.

Another example of a perfectly interesting idea thrown off-course by an attention-starved moron.

Sorry Hecate. Maybe I'll try again in future. The freshness has gone out of this one. Nice idea though.

@Hand-of-Hecate

Oh now I get it 😌
I thought you meant real misquotes.

"That's one small step for man...
One giant step for a midget"

Neil Armstrong

"Always remember that you are absolutely stupid. Just like everyone else." -Margaret Mead

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. Damn it, is this piss?" -Helen Keller

"In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's making sure you don’t zig when you should have zagged." -Abraham Lincoln

@hand-of-hecate said
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. Damn it, is this piss?" -Helen Keller

LMFAO

"Never let the fear of striking out keep you out of the whorehouse." -Babe Ruth

@the-pickled-walrus said
LMFAO

I chortled a bit at that one myself.

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it sucks balls." -Robert Frost