Misquoted Quotes You Like

@hand-of-hecate said
Robbie was nothing if not blunt, pretty sure I knew where I stood with him. I still liked the little fella.

“I got a lot of — I got hairy legs that turn … blonde in the sun,” Biden said. “And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. They’d look at it"

Joe Biden

Just kidding, that was a real quote.

“Surround yourself with people who make you rich"

Karl Marx

"If a body gives off the energy E in the form of radiation, its mass diminishes by E/c²."
(Which can be more easily expressed as E=Mc² ).
- Very Rusty

@orangutan said
"If a body gives off the energy E in the form of radiation, its mass diminishes by E/c²."
(Which can be more easily expressed as E=Mc² ).
- Very Rusty

"It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you cup the balls." -Confucius

@whodey said
“I got a lot of — I got hairy legs that turn … blonde in the sun,” Biden said. “And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again. They’d look at it"

Joe Biden

Just kidding, that was a real quote.

"You have enemies? Good. That means, sometime in your life, you've been a complete douchbag."

-W. Churchill