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Missing: one.........willy

Missing: one.........willy

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I was watching the news tonight. There was a story about a man whose gf cut off his.....well, you know. They said he was "resting comfortably" in the hospital. I find that a bit hard to believe.
The newscaster went on to say that his gf had cut it off as he slept because he has been cheating on her.
he then went on to say: "The gf threw the item out the back door. That was the last time the p***s was see.
So..... be on the look out ......

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Maybe a coyote got the willie?

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I am reminded of what my parents used to say to me when something was missing: "Well did it just grow legs and walk away?"

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How much of it was cut off?

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
How much of it was cut off?
too much, in his opinion, I am sure. πŸ˜‰

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Originally posted by Brother Edwin
How much of it was cut off?
80%

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It just struck me as so funny when the newscaster said, "The p***s was last scenein the back yard," as though it was a fugitive from justice.
If you are wondering why I have not used the correct medical term for the male genitalia, I originally posted this thread using the medical terminology and my thread was not allowed to be posted.

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It just struck me as so funny when the newscaster said, "The p***s was last scenein the back yard," as though it was a fugitive from justice.
If you are wondering why I have not used the correct medical term for the male genitalia, I originally posted this thread using the medical terminology and my thread was not allowed to be posted.

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Sounds like that Bobbit guy. He had his penis cut off as well. Now he's a porn star.

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its amazing the trouble 6 inches can get you into!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Sounds like that Bobbit guy. He had his penis cut off as well. Now he's a porn star.

I don't think this guy will have enough of what itr takes to be a porn star.
πŸ˜€

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Originally posted by chris stephens
its amazing the trouble 6 inches can get you into!
You exaggerate.

I do, however, worry about all these peni being chopped off. It's not very beneficial for my insomnia.

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Originally posted by chris stephens
its amazing the trouble 6 inches can get you into!
not as much trouble as 8, 10 or 14 inches, i'm sureπŸ˜›

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Originally posted by shavixmir
You exaggerate.

I do, however, worry about all these peni being chopped off. It's not very beneficial for my insomnia.
I suppose it is better than having it gnawed off by a rabid badger??

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Originally posted by shavixmir
You exaggerate.

I do, however, worry about all these peni being chopped off. It's not very beneficial for my insomnia.
i'd have thought it would be great for insomnia - just the thing to keep you awakeπŸ˜›πŸ˜‰