Missing: one.........willy

Originally posted by dfm65
i'd have thought it would be great for insomnia - just the thing to keep you awake😛😉

Ummm...isn't that the opposite of what imsoniacs want?

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I suppose it is better than having it gnawed off by a rabid badger??

Thwacked off with a butcher knife or gnawed off by a rabid beaver?...hmmmm, I think I'd kill myself before either. How about tenderly loved and caressed instead?

-f

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I suppose it is better than having it gnawed off by a rabid badger??

Dude!

Things like that don't really happen. Do they?

Originally posted by shavixmir
Dude!

Things like that don't really happen. Do they?

(Not a dude 🙂 )
I hope not.

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
(Not a dude 🙂 )
I hope not.

Same. Just hope no-one gets sympathy pains.

Originally posted by D43M0N
Same. Just hope no-one gets sympathy pains.

Yeah. I was just thinking about that.
You know when someone chops your leg off, you can get phantom pains in the leg that's not there anymore?

Do you suppose people who have their willy's sliced off get phantom erections?

Originally posted by shavixmir
Yeah. I was just thinking about that.
You know when someone chops your leg off, you can get phantom pains in the leg that's not there anymore?

Do you suppose people who have their willy's sliced off get phantom erections?

there are a few people i've run into at this site that i suspect would chop their hand off if faced with that situation😛😲

Originally posted by shavixmir
Yeah. I was just thinking about that.
You know when someone chops your leg off, you can get phantom pains in the leg that's not there anymore?

Do you suppose people who have their willy's sliced off get phantom erections?

iSN'T THAT THE TITLE OF A BOOK?
tHE pHANTOM eRECTION?

Originally posted by dfm65
there are a few people i've run into at this site that i suspect would chop their hand off if faced with that situation😛😲

no hands AND no p****s?????
Where's the fun in that????

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
no hands AND no p****s?????
Where's the fun in that????

well, they would have a phantom hand and a phantom p*n*s...