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the new champion AKIZY speaks about what makes him tick

Vivaldi: Hello AKIZY, what makes you tick
AKIZY: My heart
Vivaldi: And
AKIZY: Oh yer I almost forgot, PIE'S AND BEER
Vivaldy: Here's the money, thanks.
😛
See Pies and Beer makes you win 🙂

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How long should one keep up this pies and beer regimen in order to become a chess champion? Also, can any other beverage drunk in excess be substituted for beer, and what kind of pies are best.

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
How long should one keep up this pies and beer regimen in order to become a chess champion?
I dont know :'(
But if you eat bananas as you play you will become a chimpion 😀

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akizy is capablanca come back from the dead.

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Originally posted by Regicidal
akizy is capablanca come back from the dead.
Voodoo you do man 😉

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I think I am Nimzowitch come back from the dead. But since most of my great chess ideas are in a language I don't understand, all I got was the propensity for self-inflicted injury. I need to work on learning German...

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
I think I am Nimzowitch come back from the dead. But since most of my great chess ideas are in a language I don't understand, all I got was the propensity for self-inflicted injury. I need to work on learning German...
You would be more credible if you worked on your chess.

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Originally posted by Regicidal
You would be more credible if you worked on your chess.
I would like to bonk a 21 year old bird with a wonder bra on, I would hope that she also had one on 😛

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Originally posted by Regicidal
You would be more credible if you worked on your chess.
Don't you see, my chess is brilliant, I just can't understand my thoughts, so they are poorly translated and lead to my many lost games. If I spoke fluent German, I would play like a master, I'm sure of it. What would you have me do, study tactics, endings, openings, and positional things that I mess up in every game? That's just absurd!

Pie and German are the secret keys to chess mastery!

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