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rkr

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your moma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued

your moma is so old when god said let there be light she flipped the switch

your moma is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car

your moma is so ugly when she walked out of the grociery store someone yelled "HEY BUTTERBALL"

your moma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

your momas like a shotgun the rest is inapropriate for this site thanks to phlabibit

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Yo mama so stupid, she spent 20 minutes staring at the orange juice because it said "concentrate".

The GREAT ONE has spoken.

rkr

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Originally posted by YIAMSOMEBODY
Yo mama so stupid, she spent 20 minutes staring at the orange juice because it said "concentrate".

The GREAT ONE has spoken.
that was good!

rkr

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Originally posted by red king richie128
that was good!
but i am the GREAT ONE

rkr

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make some more mama jokes

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Smuttley

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Originally posted by red king richie128
make some more mama jokes
Your moma is so ugly, light bends to avoid her

r

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your momma is so fat her shadow wieghs 800 pounds

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Your mama so stupid, she thinks "Taco Bell" is the mexican phone company.

Your mama so fat, when she goes to a resturant, she thinks that the waiter is expecting 'yes' or 'no' when he gives her the menu.

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Your mamma's so stupid, she thinks a pig pen is something you write with.

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Originally posted by red king richie128
your moma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued

your moma is so old when god said let there be light she flipped the switch

your moma is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car

your moma is so ugly when she walked out of the grociery store someone yelled "HEY BUTTERBALL"

your moma is so stupid she tripped ...[text shortened]... e a shotgun the rest is inapropriate for this site thanks to phlabibit

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Your moma should have been sterilised at least 9 months before you were born.

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