Mondegreens

How about some mondegreens?

One of the most well-known:

"'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy" (Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze)

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
How about some mondegreens?

One of the most well-known:

"'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy" (Jimi Hendrix, Purple Haze)

"wrapped up like a douche"

Last night I dreamt of lumbago

Madonna song.

while shepherds washed there socks by night

There's a bad mood on the right.

Creedence Clearwater Revival.

Or was it The Donald ?

In-side o'me, sodomy, sodomy, ....

--Van Morrison

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I was listening to one just now, covered by the Dangermen: Ooh, ooh, me ears are alight!