Monty Python

I particularly like the holy grail when it goes something like"old man" "I'm 37" "what" "I'm 37 I'm not old" "well I couldn't just call you man" "what I don't like is the assumption of superiority" "well I am king" "oh king eh, very nice, well I didn't vote for you" "you don't vote for kings" etc.

Life of Brian - when that old man in a hole in the ground, has kept a vow of silence for a stupid amount of years and Brian jumps down the hole. pfffffffft - classic.

Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say "Ni".
Knight 2: NI!
Other Knights: Shh....
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say.... "Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG! Zoom-Boing! Z'nourrwringmm!"