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My wife woke up one morning and found me dead

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
My wife woke up one morning and found me dead
Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
My wife woke up one morning and found me dead
Would that have been the morning of July 28, 1741?

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Originally posted by mikelom
Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
I got a job with god
He started me on monday
I but away a tenner
to make God feel better

alone here in my coffin
I feel somthing is missing
I am up the juncktion
but at least I got a job

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Originally posted by Jay Peatea
but god made me do
all the sh*ty jobs too
like polishing the halos
for the goody twos

Then I spotted an ad
for the rival crew
they wanted more souls
Higher wages too
I sold my bum for rock and roll
and twenty quid

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
I sold my bum for rock and roll
and twenty quid
which was too little & very cheap
I didn't know george michael
would pay that for just a peep

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