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Today my friends and I were telling each other some Chuck Norris facts.
LMAO, it was funny.
1. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
2. Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.
3. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
4. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
5. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
6. If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.
7. Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercutted a horse.
8. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
9. Chuck Norris plays russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.
10. M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
Originally posted by Bad wolf😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
Today my friends and I were telling each other some Chuck Norris facts.
LMAO, it was funny.
1. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
2. Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.
3. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
4. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" i ...[text shortened]... r... and wins.
10. M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
Originally posted by Bad wolfScrew Dr. Strangelove. Post more of these!
Today my friends and I were telling each other some Chuck Norris facts.
LMAO, it was funny.
1. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
2. Chuck Norris once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.
3. Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
4. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" i ...[text shortened]... r... and wins.
10. M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.
