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Someone pointed me to a scholarship given by the Live Poet Society, and since I'm sort of scrambling for ways to pay for college next year, I'll probably enter a poem in their contest. What about:

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Clickety-clackety
Jesus the carpenter
hung from a structure
of orthogonal logs.

As he expired
Our Saviour concluded
that Roman construction
had gone to the dogs.
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or:
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Blunderous bumbler
Curious George
decided we need new
regimes in Iraq.

Maybe he thought
a big violent battle
would cover the truth:
he’s drunk and on crack.
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Better ones to follow...

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Err..that was swell. 😉

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i like your first one very much and believe it could go down well. i get a new image of jesus.

but i think your second one sucks.
sorry but i dont get the rhythm nor the rhyme (for me iraq rhymes with bark), and it is not as sneaky as the first: it gives me no new insight into george and pals.

both of course risk rubbing the judges up the wrong way, but i guess thats the gamble you pay.

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Originally posted by flexmore
i like your first one very much and believe it could go down well. i get a new image of jesus.

but i think your second one sucks.
sorry but i dont get the rhythm nor the rhyme (for me iraq rhymes with bark), and it is not as sneaky as the first: it just states a boringly obvious fact.

both of course risk rubbing the judges up the wrong way, but i guess thats the gamble you pay.
Before rubbing any judges any way, make sure you have consent.

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Originally posted by flexmore
i like your first one very much and believe it could go down well. i get a new image of jesus.

but i think your second one sucks.
sorry but i dont get the rhythm nor the rhyme (for me iraq rhymes with bark), and it is not as sneaky as the first: it just states a boringly obvious fact.

both of course risk rubbing the judges up the wrong way, but i guess thats the gamble you pay.
Oh, I don't think I'll submit those. I agree that the second is pretty miserable, and maybe just my crazy New-Englandness has me rhyming 'Iraq' with 'crack'.

Back to the drawing board 😛

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Originally posted by rapalla7
Before rubbing any judges any way, make sure you have consent.
😀

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Someone pointed me to a scholarship given by the Live Poet Society, and since I'm sort of scrambling for ways to pay for college next year, I'll probably enter a poem in their contest. What about:

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Clickety-clackety
Jesus the carpenter
hung from a structure
of orthogonal logs.

As he expired
Our Saviour concluded
that ...[text shortened]... the truth:
he’s drunk and on crack.
---------------------------

Better ones to follow...
I like the first one better for obvious reasons. It reminded me of a poen by Robert Bly, "So be It. Amen."

There are people who don't want Kiekegaard to be
A humpback, and they're looking for a wife for Cezanne.
It's hard for them to say, "So be it, Amen."

When a dead dog turned up on the road, the disciples
Held their noses. Jesus walked over and said:
"What beautiful teeth!" It's a way to say "Amen."

If a young boy leaps over seven hurdles in a row,
And an instant later is an old man reaching for his cane,
To the swiftness of it all we have to say "Amen."

We always want to intervene when we hear
That the badger is marrying the wrong person,
But the best thing to say at a wedding is "Amen."

The grapes of our ruin were planted centuries
Before Caedmon ever praised the Milkey Way.
"Praise God," "Damn God" are all synonyms for "Amen."

Women in Crete love the young men, but when
"The Son of the Deep Waters" dies in the bath
And they show the rose-colored water, Mary says "Amen."

Robert Bly


To the year that has been, "Amen."


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royal rabbit
contradiction chicken
contrabbition habit
you'll be your own lynchin'

just thought i better not hassle your poetry too much without showing how bad at it i am myself. just so you can put my advice in perspective. (is this a single dactyl?)

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Great post 😲.

Garbledegookery
All that I say,
whether by voice,
or keyboard, or pen

Is viewed by Bobby
somewhat religiously
to be synonymous
with an 'Amen'.

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Now I've reworked it:

Groaning in agony,
Jesus the Carpenter:
nailed through all limbs
to a badly-built cross.

This grisly edifice
offended aesthetically;
He said, egotistically:
“This is their loss.”

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write one for us about bobby fischer Mr. Rabbit - please :-D

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Ponderous Thinkery
Robert J. Fischer
shocked the whole world
by being the best.

Now he is elsewhere;
if he returns he'll be
unceremoniously
under arrest.

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f3
e5
b3
Qh4+

g3
Qd8
g4
Qh4++

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shizzle shazap
I think that I get it
double-Dee dactyls
are fanciful fun

I might write another
if ever I bother
but now I must move
til my chess games are done.

(not sure I fit the sturcture right... is there a formula?)

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Close enough. Mine were a little off as well.

Good one though 😀!