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Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.

"The chicken sounds good; I'll have that," Hillary says. The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks.

"Oh, He'll have the fish," Hillary replies.






Q. Bill and Hillary are on a sinking boat. Who gets saved?

A. The nation.






Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms. At the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks,

"Nice pigs, Mr. President"

Clinton replies, "I'll have to let you know that these are genuine Arkansas Razor Back Hogs.

I got this one for Chelsea and this one for Hillary. So, now what do you think?"

The honor guardsman answers: "Nice trade, Sir."

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the first two are decades old (about other people) and no good.

the third is excellent.

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