It's like now that I'm getting older I just seem to be flapping about all over the bloody place.
I was in this dig of a hotel yesterday (for work) and everybody in the bar was over 50.
Bored, I went to my bedroom. The TV only had 3 channels! Ned. 1, 2 and 3. And believe me: Watching Dutch TV is even more taxing than listening to Tony Blair stutter on about justifiably killing children.
So, I decided to lay back on the bed in my sleeping clothes: a t-shirt and boxer shorts and phone a friend.
Well, anyway, I wasn't talking too much louder than normal and after about 30 minutes there's a knock at the door.
So, I get off my bed and open the door.
There's an old woman standing at the door and she says: "Could you keep your voice down a little please, the walls are very thin." Then she looks down. I look down. And to my absolute and utter horror a part of my body was protruding from the folds of my boxers.
She smiled politely and scurried off back to her room. I crawled back onto bed and died a million deaths.
To make matters worse, this hotel room didn't even have a bath!!!
Originally posted by shavixmirLet the mouse out of his house AGAIN didn't you? You noisy bastard.
It's like now that I'm getting older I just seem to be flapping about all over the bloody place.
I was in this dig of a hotel yesterday (for work) and everybody in the bar was over 50.
Bored, I went to my bedroom. The TV only had 3 channels! Ned. 1, 2 and 3. And believe me: Watching Dutch TV is even more taxing than listening to Tony Blair stutter ...[text shortened]... nd died a million deaths.
To make matters worse, this hotel room didn't even have a bath!!!
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It's like now that I'm getting older I just seem to be flapping about all over the bloody place.
I was in this dig of a hotel yesterday (for work) and everybody in the bar was over 50.
Bored, I went to my bedroom. The TV only had 3 channels! Ned. 1, 2 and 3. And believe me: Watching Dutch TV is even more taxing than listening to Tony Blair stutter ...[text shortened]... nd died a million deaths.
To make matters worse, this hotel room didn't even have a bath!!!
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Originally posted by shavixmirMaybe you should start wearing jammies, eh?
It's like now that I'm getting older I just seem to be flapping about all over the bloody place.
I was in this dig of a hotel yesterday (for work) and everybody in the bar was over 50.
Bored, I went to my bedroom. The TV only had 3 channels! Ned. 1, 2 and 3. And believe me: Watching Dutch TV is even more taxing than listening to Tony Blair stutter ...[text shortened]... nd died a million deaths.
To make matters worse, this hotel room didn't even have a bath!!!
Originally posted by shavixmirSo nice out you thought you'd leave it out .
It's like now that I'm getting older I just seem to be flapping about all over the bloody place.
I was in this dig of a hotel yesterday (for work) and everybody in the bar was over 50.
Bored, I went to my bedroom. The TV only had 3 channels! Ned. 1, 2 and 3. And believe me: Watching Dutch TV is even more taxing than listening to Tony Blair stutter ...[text shortened]... nd died a million deaths.
To make matters worse, this hotel room didn't even have a bath!!!
Originally posted by shavixmirMaybe "little Shavixmir" is feeling neglected.
It's like now that I'm getting older I just seem to be flapping about all over the bloody place.
I was in this dig of a hotel yesterday (for work) and everybody in the bar was over 50.
Bored, I went to my bedroom. The TV only had 3 channels! Ned. 1, 2 and 3. And believe me: Watching Dutch TV is even more taxing than listening to Tony Blair stutter ...[text shortened]... nd died a million deaths.
To make matters worse, this hotel room didn't even have a bath!!!
Originally posted by shavixmirdid you have the horn for her?
It's like now that I'm getting older I just seem to be flapping about all over the bloody place.
I was in this dig of a hotel yesterday (for work) and everybody in the bar was over 50.
Bored, I went to my bedroom. The TV only had 3 channels! Ned. 1, 2 and 3. And believe me: Watching Dutch TV is even more taxing than listening to Tony Blair stutter ...[text shortened]... nd died a million deaths.
To make matters worse, this hotel room didn't even have a bath!!!
