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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Were her teeth in or out ?
did you pay extra to have the teeth out?

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You made a woman feel good about her looks. God will reward you for beings so kind.

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there was an old lady who swallowed a....

sorry 😉

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Originally posted by angie88
there was an old lady who swallowed a....

sorry 😉
Good grief!
At your age you should be playing with barbie dolls!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Good grief!
At your age you should be playing with barbie dolls!
She does , but hers are Claus Barbie dolls .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Were her teeth in or out ?
*groan*

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Good grief!
At your age you should be playing with barbie dolls!
It's a nursery rhyme! What's your problem anyway? 😛

Hehe you can ask Starrman about my ability to turn every word around... makes for interesting in-game conversations 😉

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Originally posted by angie88
It's a nursery rhyme! What's your problem anyway? 😛

Hehe you can ask Starrman about my ability to turn every word around... makes for interesting in-game conversations 😉
How about the word "Onomatopoeia" ?

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Originally posted by angie88
It's a nursery rhyme! What's your problem anyway? 😛

Hehe you can ask Starrman about my ability to turn every word around... makes for interesting in-game conversations 😉
Oh well!
Remind me to play you one time then!

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Originally posted by Shanshu311
*groan*
groaning ay?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Oh well!
Remind me to play you one time then!

how about otb? 😀😀😀😀😀
anyways, I'll be off to bed... c ya 😉

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Originally posted by shavixmir
It's like now that I'm getting older I just seem to be flapping about all over the bloody place.

I was in this dig of a hotel yesterday (for work) and everybody in the bar was over 50.
Bored, I went to my bedroom. The TV only had 3 channels! Ned. 1, 2 and 3. And believe me: Watching Dutch TV is even more taxing than listening to Tony Blair stutter ...[text shortened]... nd died a million deaths.

To make matters worse, this hotel room didn't even have a bath!!!
Prior to scurrying back to her room was she rolling on the floor laughing her ass off?😉

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Shav, this 'accidental' displaying of your privates in happening suspiciously often you should decide once and for all which way you want to go, letting it all hang out or keeping it all under wraps, and choose between crotchless knickers and rubber fetish underwear

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shavi,

just cos the swelling has went down doesnt mean you can parade for all to see!

p.s. god i cant believe ive been following a story about yer haw maws!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
There's an old woman standing at the door and she says: "Could you keep your voice down a little please, the walls are very thin." Then she looks down. I look down. And to my absolute and utter horror a part of my body was protruding from the folds of my boxers.
Any more episodes like this, and you won't really be able to call your 'private parts', 'private' parts - they'll just be your 'parts'.