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Morning breath. Disgusting or what?

Morning breath. Disgusting or what?

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Why can't you take it to the shower? Does it shrink in water??

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Originally posted by shavixmir
What’s with this bad breath in the morning malarkey?

So you don’t eat garlic the night before. You don’t eat onions, beans or lentils.
You don’t drink alcohol, coffee, tea or cola. You don’t smoke. In fact: you have 2 ham sandwiches at 6pm and then drink water for the rest of the evening, until you toothpick, floss and brush your teeth for the advised ...[text shortened]... know is why, when you behave, you still wake up reeking out your mouth like a corpse in a swamp?
acid reflux as far as i know. its like stomac acid back wash bringing nasty smells to the head..
yuck!

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Originally posted by psychoalpha
acid reflux as far as i know. its like stomac acid back wash
Sweet Jesus that sounds skanky.

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Originally posted by Pawn Qween
Why can't you take it to the shower? Does it shrink in water??
Only after it has rained! 😛

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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
Ummm... Why not wake up, brush teeth, and enjoy a nice long shower together first?
Good point! 😕 Problem solved!

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Good point! 😕 Problem solved!
Fridge! 😛

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Originally posted by shavixmir
What’s with this bad breath in the morning malarkey?

So you don’t eat garlic the night before. You don’t eat onions, beans or lentils.
You don’t drink alcohol, coffee, tea or cola. You don’t smoke. In fact: you have 2 ham sandwiches at 6pm and then drink water for the rest of the evening, until you toothpick, floss and brush your teeth for the advised ...[text shortened]... know is why, when you behave, you still wake up reeking out your mouth like a corpse in a swamp?
I can make it worse: sense of smell, like any sense, is relative. which means that when you don't smell anything weird in your own breath, and the girl's smells good, THAT's when you're breathing decomposing rhodent excrement fumes. you just can't smell it because your nose has adjusted to the pungent stench.

so remember: when you kiss and the girls doesn't smell bad, you do!

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Originally posted by wormwood
I can make it worse: sense of smell, like any sense, is relative. which means that when you don't smell anything weird in your own breath, and the girl's smells good, THAT's when you're breathing decomposing rhodent excrement fumes. you just can't smell it because your nose has adjusted to the pungent stench.

so remember: when you kiss and the girls doesn't smell bad, you do!
That is actually a terrifying thought.

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Originally posted by wormwood
I can make it worse: sense of smell, like any sense, is relative. which means that when you don't smell anything weird in your own breath, and the girl's smells good, THAT's when you're breathing decomposing rhodent excrement fumes. you just can't smell it because your nose has adjusted to the pungent stench.

so remember: when you kiss and the girls doesn't smell bad, you do!
So what? It's under you. Use it, finish with it, get it out and then brush your teeth! 😏

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Originally posted by shavixmir
What’s with this bad breath in the morning malarkey?

So you don’t eat garlic the night before. You don’t eat onions, beans or lentils.
You don’t drink alcohol, coffee, tea or cola. You don’t smoke. In fact: you have 2 ham sandwiches at 6pm and then drink water for the rest of the evening, until you toothpick, floss and brush your teeth for the advised ...[text shortened]... know is why, when you behave, you still wake up reeking out your mouth like a corpse in a swamp?
maybe the spider was smarter than that, and just peed in your mouth.