Most Funy Profiles

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Splendidly understood sir.

That's his AI answering!!!

@wolfgang59 said
That is so true.
I should be about 1959 on here but I keep losing
to engine-users like GoaD and his polished machine.

Let's not mention the fact, my friend, that you crushed me in our last encounter.

😀

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Let's not mention the fact, my friend, that you crushed me in our last encounter.

😀

You are one devious SOB.
Letting people beat you to hide your engine use.
Genius!

(I hear that some of the engine-users here are rated sub 1000 using your same tactics!)

@wolfgang59 said
You are one devious SOB.
Letting people beat you to hide your engine use.
Genius!

(I hear that some of the engine-users here are rated sub 1000 using your same tactics!)

I think the most accomplished engine abuser here is that chap with the rating of 582 and 325 straight losses.

Nobody suspects a thing. Every night he smiles himself to sleep and mutters, 'if only they knew.'

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I think the most accomplished engine abuser here is that chap with the rating of 582 and 325 straight losses.

Nobody suspects a thing. Every night he smiles himself to sleep and mutters, 'if only they knew.'

What a b*$T**d

Has he been reported?

325 losses is statistically impossible!!!

@wolfgang59 said
What a b*$T**d

Has he been reported?

325 losses is statistically impossible!!!

Fear not sir, I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

(My standard answer).

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Fear not sir, I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

(My standard answer).

Nobody stopped to consider how that movie might feel for the mental health workers who do eat people from time to time, such insensitivity!

@petewxyz said
Nobody stopped to consider how that movie might feel for the mental health workers who do eat people from time to time, such insensitivity!

Nobody stopped to consider how much I miss Chianti.

@wolfgang59 said
Nobody stopped to consider how much I miss Chianti.

Chianti? Bah humbugs!

There are only 2 wines worth getting out of bed for, Malbec and Rioja.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
People who use chess engines sir invariably don't log in after 7pm. (Bedtime).

Ah, but 7 pm where!? It's a round world... Reveal Hidden Content

@pachman said
@Shallow-Blue
Probably the best one.
It's funny because all chess players think they are better than what they are.

Well, thank you. I'm an arrogant, cocky bastard in some parts of life, but I do know that in chess, I'm not that hot a shot.
I'm still arrogant enough to believe that, if I did put in the effort and had the patience not to move five minutes (or seconds, OTB...) after my opponent does, I would gain three hundred points at least. Honestly? I'm probably fooling myself even then.

Have I played you, in one of your previous existences? I don't think so, but I might have.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Let's not mention the fact, my friend, that you crushed me in our last encounter.

😀

That is indeed a funny profile! 😛 😉

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Would love to contribute to this thread sir, but could you first clarify the meaning of 'funy'?

😀

Maybe he was thinking of "puny profiles" ? 🙂

@mammy-blue said
Maybe he was thinking of "puny profiles" ? 🙂

No actually had nothing to do with your profile! 😛 😉

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Fear not sir, I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

(My standard answer).

its sunday and i am having liver for dinner.