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Originally posted by cashthetrash
No, I didn't get it from your Aviator. It does look sort of cool, and I did notice it. So I guess that is a crayola or something of less quality beside it? Since you asked I used to powder my nose daily, wrong shade. I don't recommend red. Try smoking your crayolas instead.

http://www.formstar.net/rhpfaces/pr/ragnorak.html

Now back to flaming. ...[text shortened]... ith that? If it makes you feel better. You are a complete igit ...are you happy now?

Cash

Ummmm...what's wrong with you?

Originally posted by rbmorris
Ummmm...what's wrong with you?

I don't know I am still working on it. I figured Rag was just about to tell me.

Originally posted by cashthetrash
I don't know [what's wrong with me] I am still working on it.

You're all backwards, is what. It should be trashthecash, you ejit!

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Remember when you were looking for words to replace expressions like "Good God!" or "Jesus Christ!" I think you've found one...

Oh, oh, wait! I got it now. You mean: "Chrysler", don't you?

Man, I'm slow sometimes. 😳

Edit: Wheeler Chrysler! Can't believe I didn't think of that yesterday. 😀

Originally posted by stocken
You're all backwards, is what. It should be trashthecash, you ejit!

Susej Chrysler Man, I will see if I can find reverse for you. Maybe I could crash the trash.😛


Edit: Let it be know that I rarely succumb to physical threats of extreme violence.

Originally posted by cashthetrash
Jesus Chrysler Man, blah blah blah and 😛

The book of automobile worshipping clearly dictates that you shall have no God next to the wheeling Chrysler. Please be so kind to remove that offensive name in front of Chrysler, or suffer the consequences. I don't care how good it works phonetically for you. Ok?

Edit: Forgot about the capitals there.

Originally posted by stocken
The book of automobile worshipping clearly dictates that you shall have no God next to the wheeling Chrysler.

Flaming Daimlers, it's the Manual, not the book. Get it right next time Beetle features.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Flaming Daimlers, it's the Manual, not the book. Get it right next time Beetle features.

Oh, sorry about that, oh exalted drive shaft. What bidding do the manual have for violating the word to such an extent? I will do my punishment any way you... the manual, see fit, but I'm not sure I can fully understand it* without someone to interpret it for me. Please tell.

* So true about manuals in general.

Originally posted by stocken
Oh, sorry about that, oh exalted drive shaft. What bidding do the manual have for violating the word to such an extent? I will do my punishment any way you... the manual, see fit, but I'm not sure I can fully understand it* without someone to interpret it for me. Please tell.

* So true about manuals in general.

Don't get your pistons in a crank. Like any self-respecting Carmageddoniac*, I'm a stickler for terminology. If you need help lubricating your Manual function, you must of course find a personal Mechanic, who will dismantle and reassemble you in the approved manner. By the way I'd remove those bumper stickers if I were you, they're plain tacky.

*Grace Jones was an early adherent to this cult, as evidenced by her classic psalm, Roll Up to My Bumper Baby.

Originally posted by cashthetrash
Let it be known that I rarely succumb to physical threats of extreme violence.

Nor did you this time. You merely saved face in the light of the exalted Vehicle. 😛

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
By the way I'd remove those bumper stickers if I were you, they're plain tacky.

So am I, gearbox. So am I. But I wouldn't want the great Vehicle to run me over, so... just in case.

Originally posted by stocken
Nor did you did this time. You merely saved face in the light of the exalted Vehicle.

Vroom vroom! Good joke--a real windscreen wiper!

Originally posted by stocken
Nor did you did this time. You merely saved face in the light of the exalted Vehicle. 😛

Where is SJ...I would really like to see if she would help check out my injectors?😏

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Vroom vroom! Good joke--a real windscreen wiper!

I'm sure I'll get that tomorrow. 😏

Originally posted by cashthetrash
Where is SJ...I would really like to see if she would help check out my injectors?😏

Just pray she won't "slam" the hood shut afterwards. 😛