Most Loved:Most Hated@RHP

Originally posted by stocken
I'm sure I'll get that tomorrow.

Do you accessorize?

Originally posted by stocken
Just pray she won't "slam" the hood shut afterwards. 😛

Ouch that might not be good because that is where the Jack is kept to jack it up. 😛
So stick that up your tailpipe. 😀

Originally posted by cashthetrash
Ouch that might not be good because that is where the Jack is kept to jack it up.

Are you even roadworthy? Better cover up those rusty bits. OMG--what's that dangling from your rearview mirror?!

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Are you even roadworthy? Better cover up those rusty bits. OMG--what's that dangling from your rearview mirror?!

Oh no that was suposted to be under the back seat. What is that doing there. Ummm pink. Sniff sniff.







Ice Cream?😲
Better look that up in the manual.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Do you accessorize?

I've been known to overdrive it, yes.

Originally posted by cashthetrash
So stick that up your tailpipe. 😀

Got my own Jack, thank you. Care for some? I bet if I close my headlights and think of a sweet, well maintained jaguar it could work for me too.

Edit: Who's your manufacturer?

Originally posted by stocken
Got my own Jack, thank you. Care for some? I bet if I close my headlights and think of a sweet, well maintained jaguar it could work for me too.

Edit: Who's your manufacturer?

I think my battery just went dead. And I Am out of fuel. This old Freightliner is in it for the long haul. And it is headed in the wrong direction. My horn don't toot that way.

Originally posted by cashthetrash
My horn don't toot that way.

Neither does mine. It toots for a nice lil jaguar. Now, where's that tow truck I called. You're in the way and frankly I wouldn't want to help you all the way to the garage.

Originally posted by stocken
Neither does mine. It toots for a nice lil jaguar. Now, where's that tow truck I called. You're in the way and frankly I wouldn't want to help you all the way to the garage.

Don't mess with those Big Rigs! Stay away from greasy truck stops at least. You're a civilised machine.

Originally posted by stocken
Neither does mine. It toots for a nice lil jaguar. Now, where's that tow truck I called. You're in the way and frankly I wouldn't want to help you all the way to the garage.

This Frightliner runs right over and gets on top of Jaguars when it is full of fuel. Anyone want to blow my horn?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Don't mess with those Big Rigs! Stay away from greasy truck stops at least. You're a civilised machine.

Yes, of course, but my engine sympathises with old scrap cars like casher. After all, one day, I myself will be an old, used up rusty iron collage on wheels. Calling the tow truck is the least I can do for the thing.

Edit: And we all know that the trucks back in the thirties didn't really pack much power (let alone the same truck now). But don't tell casher or you'll hurt his feelings.

Originally posted by cashthetrash
This Frightliner runs right over and gets on top of Jaguars when it is full of fuel. Anyone want to blow my horn?

Sure, classic. Sure you do. Now don't let those rusty springs bring you down, you hear.

*vrooming a few times to boost his confidence a little.*

Originally posted by stocken
Neither does mine. It toots for a nice lil jaguar. Now, where's that tow truck I called. You're in the way and frankly I wouldn't want to help you all the way to the garage.

That's good cause I wouldn't want you to park it in my garage.😠

Originally posted by cashthetrash
That's good cause I wouldn't want you to park it in my garage.😠

The only one getting parked is you old scrapper. 😠

Originally posted by stocken
The only one getting parked is you old scrapper. 😠

Now you went and done it. Where is reverse grind...grind...grind. Jump shimmy shake. You better not be in my blind spot you little 4 Wheeling Chrysler lovin &$^#%(*$%#.😉