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Originally posted by guitarguy1
Hey Nordlys
Are you familiar with the teachings of the infinitely wise Flying Spaghetti Monster more commonly know as FSM. Even atheists have found themselves swayed to become one of his followers.
I am the FSM.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
As I said, we have hijacked the thread and the forum.
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See? I'm hijacking it back. Yea. Yea? You just try and stop me. There are thousands of things I can say on the topic of this thread. 😏

[Edit: Now why do you two have to post in the middle of things making my arrow point to the wrong post? That's just wrong. And, incidently, the thread is still hijacked. I'm outta here.]

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Originally posted by stocken
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See? I'm hijacking it back. Yea. Yea? You just try and stop me. There are thousands of things I can say on the topic of this thread. 😏
Repent! 😠

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I am the FSM.
No you are not heretic!!!
Quickly repent and maybe FSM will find the mercy to spare you the horrible death of suffocation by his noodly appendages.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Repent! 😠
Just how naughty are those noodles anyway?

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Originally posted by stocken
Just how naughty are those noodles anyway?
That depends on how naughty you are.

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Originally posted by guitarguy1
No you are not heretic!!!
How can you doubt that I am a heretic? Quickly repent, and maybe I will find the mercy to spare you the horrible death of suffocation by my noodly appendages.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Of course. That's why I said "if you assume". Personally I am agnostic (as you probably know by now), but I think an omnipotent and omniscient god is extremely unlikely, to say the least.

[b]"limiting our abilities" well man can do a hell of a lot really some people are in the power to kill and not be punished.


Sure. I am not saying that we can't ...[text shortened]... that is all in brackets?[/b]

(Yes, I can.) (Does that show that I have free will? )[/b]
What I mean by better designer was when he made humans he didn't make flaws in them like a desire for fruit that is not alowed and not getting pleasure from violence and less greedy but this is beside the point.

It would be a rather crazy world if anyone could do anything if effect we would all be gods and this is not what was wanted. Also I don't see what is to be gained from creating a race like that.

We can do most of the things the bible tells up not to do. Its not as if there is something that is forbidden that is immposible.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
How can you doubt that I am a heretic? Quickly repent, and maybe I will find the mercy to spare you the horrible death of suffocation by my noodly appendages.
?huh?
I don't doubt that you are a heretic.

Thats why I called you one in the first place.

You are not the true FSM.

If you do not repent now for your wrongdoing you shall never experience the enlightenment orecieved by the touch of one of FSM's noodly appendages.

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Originally posted by Will Everitt
It would be a rather crazy world if anyone could do anything if effect we would all be gods and this is not what was wanted. Also I don't see what is to be gained from creating a race like that.

Nor do I. That's my point.

We can do most of the things the bible tells up not to do. Its not as if there is something that is forbidden that is immposible.

Of course. The bible is written by and for humans. Why should it prohibit something which is impossible anyway? If we were created without the ability to kill each other, do you think the bible would still have a law against killing?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
That depends on how naughty you are.
Well, I'm reflecting you, so... Although the reflection can be quite dazzling at times.

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Originally posted by guitarguy1
?huh?
I don't doubt that you are a heretic.

Thats why I called you one in the first place.

You are not the true FSM.

If you do not repent now for your wrongdoing you shall never experience the enlightenment orecieved by the touch of one of FSM's noodly appendages.
You know, punctuation is there for a purpose. "You are not heretic" is not the same as "You are not, heretic". See the difference? I am the heretical FSM. You better change your unnoodly, unpunctuated ways.

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Originally posted by stocken
Well, I'm reflecting you, so... Although the reflection can be quite dazzling at times.
I am reflecting your naughtiness, so the naughtiness you see in my reflection actually is your own. At least most of it.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You know, punctuation is there for a purpose. "You are not heretic" is not the same as "You are not, heretic". See the difference? I am the heretical FSM. You better change your unnoodly, unpunctuated ways.
Oh whoops
Well you are still not the true FSM.
I have felt the power of his awesome noodly appendages and it is clear to me that the power of your noodly appendage (note that its singular) pales in comparison with FSM's many noodly appendages.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I am reflecting your naughtiness, so the naughtiness you see in my reflection actually is your own. At least most of it.
Now, you see, you think I don't know that the reflection of you is not really me being naughty, when in fact, I am no more naughty then you would be if you really knew me.

A noodle can refer to a pasta kind of thing and is also an informal term for a human head. I looked it up.

Now, is it a naughty head or a naughty dish? I gotta know, or I won't reflect you honestly.

(...as in correctly... but your noodle probably got that...) 😉