"mummy, mummy, are you sure this is how to learn to swim?" "Shut up and get back in the sack!"
"mummy, mummy, can i lick the bowl?" " No, flush it like everyone else"
"mummy, mummy, can i wear a bra now i'm sixteen?" "Shut up, Albert"
"mummy, mummy, i don't like bows in my hair" "Shut up and lift the other arm"
"mummy, mummy, i don't like running in circles" "shut up or i'll nail your other foot to the floor"
"mummy, mummy, my head hurts" "Shut up and hold the dartboard straight"
"mummy, mummy, what's a nymphomaniac?" "Shut up and help me get grandma off the doornob"
"mummy, mummy, what's a lesbian?" "Ask your father, she knows"
"mummy, mummy, when can we have that nice yellow pudding again" "now now you know grandma's boils got better"
"mummy, mummy, what's a werewolf?" "Be quite and go and comb your face"
"mummy, mummy, what happened to your scabs?" " Shut up and eat your cornflakes"
"mummy, mummy, daddy's had a heart attack" " don't make me laugh, you know my lips are chapped"
"mummy, mummy, grandma's got a big hairy wart" " Shut up and eat around it"
"mummy, mummy, i want to play with grandpa" " Shut up the coffin's staying closed"
"mummy, mummy, i don't want to see niagra falls" "Shut up and get back in the barrel"
"mummy, mummy, can i play in the sandbox" "not until i find a better place to bury daddy"
"mummy, mummy, do i have to hop everywhere?" " Shut up or i'll chop off your other leg"
😀😀 anyone else got anymore?
fred
Originally posted by Freddie2004you are a sad strange little man
"mummy, mummy, are you sure this is how to learn to swim?" "Shut up and get back in the sack!"
"mummy, mummy, can i lick the bowl?" " No, flush it like everyone else"
"mummy, mummy, can i wear a bra now i'm sixteen?" "Shut up, Albert"
"mummy, mummy, i don't like bows in my hair" "Shut up and lift the other arm"
"mummy, mumm ...[text shortened]... ywhere?" " Shut up or i'll chop off your other leg"
😀😀 anyone else got anymore?
fred
Originally posted by the dominatorlol the joke is that a guy is asking his mum if he can wear a bra....i guess it's not that funny if you don't get it first time!
"mummy, mummy, can i wear a bra now i'm sixteen?" "Shut up, Albert"
- you lost me on this on chief??
freddie i havent got mummy mummy jokes, but i have some hilarious baby jokes!!!!
let's hear the baby jokes then!
first girl " mum, why am i called rose?" " becuase when you were born a rose petal fell on your head"
second girl "mum, why am i called lily?" " because when you were born a lily petal fell on your head"
third girl " *$H^ VOIBGF(*HGFC_%(U"(%H" " SHUT UP FRIDGE!"
😉
fred