08 Aug '14 09:42>
Good day, netizens.
Have you ever felt like an ethereal, fairy tale damsel in forced,
distressful captivity behind the iron bars of a hairy, smelly and
adipose male body?
Yes? Then, suffer no more.
I am here to day to bring you the offer of a lifetime! My associate,
Joe Lumumba, and I, have teamed up to bring you one of the best
offers in the history of humankind. If Billy Mays (hallowed be his name)
would be alive, he would definitely endorse it*.
What we bring you, basically, is a gender reassignment procedure
(MtoF only) for only $ 99.99. If legal under Swiss law, the best
clinics in Zurich would be offering this for price tags in the region of
hundreds of thousands of dollars. Do you have to mortgage your future?
Not anymore, because we have the option for you.
All it takes is for my associate, Mr. Lumumba, to warm up his jaws and
munch your misery off. Your life will be forever changed, and your dream
of being called (and actually be) Suzy would come true.
Call now to 1-800-MUNCH-AWAY and get a free consultation.
Call now!
* We confirmed Billy's acceptance of the above statement through
medium Madam Shaniqua, who consulted the ouija board and acted as
an interpreter between us and Billy's ghost.
Have you ever felt like an ethereal, fairy tale damsel in forced,
distressful captivity behind the iron bars of a hairy, smelly and
adipose male body?
Yes? Then, suffer no more.
I am here to day to bring you the offer of a lifetime! My associate,
Joe Lumumba, and I, have teamed up to bring you one of the best
offers in the history of humankind. If Billy Mays (hallowed be his name)
would be alive, he would definitely endorse it*.
What we bring you, basically, is a gender reassignment procedure
(MtoF only) for only $ 99.99. If legal under Swiss law, the best
clinics in Zurich would be offering this for price tags in the region of
hundreds of thousands of dollars. Do you have to mortgage your future?
Not anymore, because we have the option for you.
All it takes is for my associate, Mr. Lumumba, to warm up his jaws and
munch your misery off. Your life will be forever changed, and your dream
of being called (and actually be) Suzy would come true.
Call now to 1-800-MUNCH-AWAY and get a free consultation.
Call now!
* We confirmed Billy's acceptance of the above statement through
medium Madam Shaniqua, who consulted the ouija board and acted as
an interpreter between us and Billy's ghost.