Have you ever felt like an ethereal, fairy tale damsel in forced,
distressful captivity behind the iron bars of a hairy, smelly and
adipose male body?
Yes? Then, suffer no more.
I am here to day to bring you the offer of a lifetime! My associate,
Joe Lumumba, and I, have teamed up to bring you one of the best
offers in the his ...[text shortened]... ua, who consulted the ouija board and acted as
an interpreter between us and Billy's ghost.[/i]
Originally posted by Ponderable So Dr. Seitse, how is business going?
Not booming, precisely. However, we are opening new
revenue streams by preparing a circumcision service and
a restaurant specialized in deep fried snacks.
Originally posted by Seitse Not booming, precisely. However, we are opening new
revenue streams by preparing a circumcision service and
a restaurant specialized in deep fried snacks.
We're thinking of naming them, respectively:
Snack Mitzvah ™
&
Tiny Bits Munchies ™
Watcha think?
Why not just 4 skins?
You know the legend of the Chinese monk falling asleep on guard duty?
His eyelids were cut off and thrown to the ground and from them the
first tea bush grew.