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Now, as my preferred job is to become a doctor, I am fascinated by all that yucky stuff... including all those interesting ways to get rid of someone. And of course, this lingers in my mind, so why not share it with you 😉
Here, you can describe the situation, and I shall recommend a nice way of disposing of that person.
I'll be off to bed now, and I expect loads of cases in the morning 😀
Nighty,
Angie 😀

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Originally posted by angie88
Now, as my preferred job is to become a doctor, I am fascinated by all that yucky stuff... including all those interesting ways to get rid of someone. And of course, this lingers in my mind, so why not share it with you 😉
Here, you can describe the situation, and I shall recommend a nice way of disposing of that person.
I'll be off to bed now, and I expect loads of cases in the morning 😀
Nighty,
Angie 😀
I seriously worry about today's youth.

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Originally posted by angie88
Now, as my preferred job is to become a doctor...
May God have mercy!

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Originally posted by angie88
Now, as my preferred job is to become a doctor, I am fascinated by all that yucky stuff... including all those interesting ways to get rid of someone. And of course, this lingers in my mind, so why not share it with you 😉
Here, you can describe the situation, and I shall recommend a nice way of disposing of that person.
I'll be off to bed now, and I expect loads of cases in the morning 😀
Nighty,
Angie 😀
Lye is the solution to all dead body issues.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Lye is the solution to all dead body issues.
I'm talking about creative ways to get the body into the "dead" state in the first place, darling 😉
If you have large quantities of acid, that's a disposal solution too. I've heard that a large vat of coca cola will dissolve a human body too, but I'm not sure about that one.

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Originally posted by angie88
I've heard that a large vat of coca cola will dissolve a human body too, but I'm not sure about that one.
I'm guessing urban legend. Observation: urban legends and old wives' tales are the same, besides for their subject matter, and the length of time such myth has existed. But an old wives' tales are spread by old women, and urban legends are spread by young men.

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Originally posted by angie88
I'm talking about creative ways to get the body into the "dead" state in the first place, darling 😉
If you have large quantities of acid, that's a disposal solution too. I've heard that a large vat of coca cola will dissolve a human body too, but I'm not sure about that one.
Acid won't dissolve teeth. That has tripped up at least one murderer.

Coke would dissolve a human body if left long enough as it is acidic. However it would take a long time and require a large amount of it.


Stab them with an icicle.

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Wow, I just realized I would probably get banned for some of this stuff cause it would almost be encouraging bio-terrorism or something. So lets leave it at a classic method:

Ear Poison

Edit #2: Also you should do your own canning, leave a few marked jars dirty/ improperly sealed. Try to get a good crop of botulism (C. botulinum since you want to be a doctor) going. You can knock off that annoying person and then have a few jars of good home-made jam or something on the side. Just make sure to keep track of which ones were well cleaned and sealed.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Acid won't dissolve teeth. That has tripped up at least one murderer.
You may be thinking of John Haigh, the British 'acid bath murderer' here, though his main mistake was a misunderstanding of the legal term 'corpus delicti' (body of evidence), which led him into mistakenly thinking that English law required a body for a murder conviction to be possible. Otherwise he might have been a bit more thorough and got away with it.

http://hosted.ray.easynet.co.uk/serial_killers/haigh.html

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Originally posted by angie88
If you have large quantities of acid, that's a disposal solution too.
I can see that clearly you have no difficulty in disposing of large quantities of Acid dude *~*😵*~*😵*~*😵*~*😵*~*....😛

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Originally posted by ark13
I'm guessing urban legend. Observation: urban legends and old wives' tales are the same, besides for their subject matter, and the length of time such myth has existed. But an old wives' tales are spread by old women, and urban legends are spread by young men.
It is true, coca cola contains phosphoric acid and will have your skin off if you fall asleep in a bath of it. I doubt if it will do for your bones though.
There's an old case in the UK where a confidence trickster used to get old women to leave their wealth to him and murder them and put them in baths of sulphuric acid. He was caught out becuase their gold teeth didn't dissolve and they could be matched by dental records.
If you want to untracably kill someone then get them into a lime production plant, or go for botulism poisoning or some such. The trick isn't technology it is creating the illusion in the minds of the authorities that no crime has been committed.

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You could also work with psychology and get them to kill themselves.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You could also work with psychology and get them to kill themselves.
Good thinking.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You could also work with psychology and get them to kill themselves.
Details please.

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