murder tutorial

two of my faves are:
-inject dish liquid into the bloodstream with a syringe.... said to be VERY painful
-hit person in the chest with something heavy. No so heavy it breaks bones, mind you. If you do it right, it won't leave a bruise and it will look like the person had a heart attack 😀

(what happened to c*c*nut? ... he's stopped posting .... most inauspicious ....)

Originally posted by zeeblebot
(what happened to c*c*nut? ... he's stopped posting .... most inauspicious ....)

Originally posted by angie88
see my avatar 😛

Originally posted by angie88
Now, as my preferred job is to become a doctor, I am fascinated by all that yucky stuff... Angie 😀

Well, I'd cut out one of their kidneys and cook it up nice for them and make them eat it. Then I cut off their right arm and use it for fire wood. Then I throw the person in a tub of jello, no real purpose for that other than amusement. Then I cut off the person's left leg and then beat them to the brink of death with it. And I take an axe and finish the job. So, yup.

Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Well, I'd cut out one of their kidneys and cook it up nice for them and make them eat it. Then I cut off their right arm and use it for fire wood. Then I throw the person in a tub of jello, no real purpose for that other than amusement. Then I cut off the person's left leg and then beat them to the brink of death with it. And I take an axe and finish the job. So, yup.

Originally posted by mokko
I like your style. Are you for hire? I'll even provide the jello.

Originally posted by Siskin
have you got a victim in mind?

Originally posted by mokko
I wouldn't be asking otherwise.

Originally posted by Siskin
You're trying too hard, just invite him over to your place on a very cold night in the Canadian winter, get him nice and drunk (very drunk), make sure he has a minor 'accidental' fall after leaving your place, and leave him to freeze to death. Accidental death verdict ... no problem!

Originally posted by mokko
Only one problem with that, there's a no contact order. I think it's one of those I need to get them before they get me situations. 🙁

Inject air into the veins. Almost impossible to detect since they don't usually x-ray dead bodies and it escapes when they open them up. About 200 ccs of air is required to kill a person just for the record.

Originally posted by angie88
two of my faves are:
-inject dish liquid into the bloodstream with a syringe.... said to be VERY painful
-hit person in the chest with something heavy. No so heavy it breaks bones, mind you. If you do it right, it won't leave a bruise and it will look like the person had a heart attack 😀

Originally posted by zeeblebot
(what happened to c*c*nut? ... he's stopped posting .... most inauspicious ....)