I am very sorry that for almost 17 months I have not tasted your secret recipe chicken*
Mea culpa, I confess, I've been busy consuming Subway®, which is the only worldwide franchise we have here, besides McDonald's®.
I hope, Colonel Sanders, that you understand those of us who chase Jared's dream of being thin through stuffing Subway® subs.
Thanks
* Which for a short season can be purchased in bucket version for only $9.99!