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if i shave all the fur off my cat (don't worry mr & mrs animal lover, i really have no intention of doing so), will he still wash himself?

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
if i shave all the fur off my cat (don't worry mr & mrs animal lover, i really have no intention of doing so), will he still wash himself?
Yes. It'll be the best way to get the blood off of himself after he kills you.

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
if i shave all the fur off my cat (don't worry mr & mrs animal lover, i really have no intention of doing so), will he still wash himself?
There's a special place in Hell for people like you.

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Originally posted by Mimor
Yes. It'll be the best way to get the blood off of himself after he kills you.
Interesting avatar in relation to this thread, Mimor, since Emily the Strange is a cat lover.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
There's a special place in Hell for people like you.
Hell has a section for animal grooming?😕

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Originally posted by duecer
Hell has a section for animal grooming?😕
Today's chore: Flossing Cerberus.

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
if i shave all the fur off my cat (don't worry mr & mrs animal lover, i really have no intention of doing so), will he still wash himself?
serious answer: yes (watch a cat after surgery, when there's lots of shaved area).

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I ate a cat once... it had a pasty aftertaste... definitely not for me.

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Originally posted by epic0002
I ate a cat once... it had a pasty aftertaste... definitely not for me.
I rather suspect one is supposed to actually cook them first.

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Originally posted by muppyman
I rather suspect one is supposed to actually cook them first.
Or at least kill and dress them out.

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If you glue a slice of toast butter side up on the back of a cat and then throw the cat off a ten floor building something very interesting happens. The cat spins in mid air and never hits the ground, why? This is because cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter side down.

Cats and toast, smashing the laws of physics.

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Originally posted by Zort Boy
If you glue a slice of toast butter side up on the back of a cat and then throw the cat off a ten floor building something very interesting happens. The cat spins in mid air and never hits the ground, why? This is because cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter side down.

Cats and toast, smashing the laws of physics.
About a year ago someone posted a video link illustrating this. It was hellafunny. I wish I could find it. 😕

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here's the official info:

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_190.html

and here's a youtube: