Go back
my cat

my cat

General

e

Joined
29 Jan 07
Moves
3612
Clock
23 Jun 08
1 edit
Vote Up
Vote Down

if i shave all the fur off my cat (don't worry mr & mrs animal lover, i really have no intention of doing so), will he still wash himself?

M

Joined
10 Apr 06
Moves
19564
Clock
23 Jun 08

Originally posted by eatmybishop
if i shave all the fur off my cat (don't worry mr & mrs animal lover, i really have no intention of doing so), will he still wash himself?
Yes. It'll be the best way to get the blood off of himself after he kills you.

IC

Joined
30 Aug 06
Moves
28651
Clock
23 Jun 08
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by eatmybishop
if i shave all the fur off my cat (don't worry mr & mrs animal lover, i really have no intention of doing so), will he still wash himself?
There's a special place in Hell for people like you.

rwingett
Ming the Merciless

Royal Oak, MI

Joined
09 Sep 01
Moves
27626
Clock
23 Jun 08
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Mimor
Yes. It'll be the best way to get the blood off of himself after he kills you.
Interesting avatar in relation to this thread, Mimor, since Emily the Strange is a cat lover.

duecer
anybody seen my

underpants??

Joined
01 Sep 06
Moves
56453
Clock
23 Jun 08
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Ice Cold
There's a special place in Hell for people like you.
Hell has a section for animal grooming?😕

P
Upward Spiral

Halfway

Joined
02 Aug 04
Moves
8702
Clock
23 Jun 08
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by duecer
Hell has a section for animal grooming?😕
Today's chore: Flossing Cerberus.

M

Joined
31 Jan 07
Moves
93899
Clock
23 Jun 08
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by eatmybishop
if i shave all the fur off my cat (don't worry mr & mrs animal lover, i really have no intention of doing so), will he still wash himself?
serious answer: yes (watch a cat after surgery, when there's lots of shaved area).

e
Black Mark

walking to and fro

Joined
02 Aug 05
Moves
39001
Clock
23 Jun 08
Vote Up
Vote Down

I ate a cat once... it had a pasty aftertaste... definitely not for me.

m

Joined
31 Dec 07
Moves
6400
Clock
24 Jun 08
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by epic0002
I ate a cat once... it had a pasty aftertaste... definitely not for me.
I rather suspect one is supposed to actually cook them first.

IC

Joined
30 Aug 06
Moves
28651
Clock
24 Jun 08
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by muppyman
I rather suspect one is supposed to actually cook them first.
Or at least kill and dress them out.

ZB

Joined
12 Jun 08
Moves
19450
Clock
24 Jun 08
Vote Up
Vote Down

If you glue a slice of toast butter side up on the back of a cat and then throw the cat off a ten floor building something very interesting happens. The cat spins in mid air and never hits the ground, why? This is because cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter side down.

Cats and toast, smashing the laws of physics.

IC

Joined
30 Aug 06
Moves
28651
Clock
24 Jun 08
Vote Up
Vote Down

Originally posted by Zort Boy
If you glue a slice of toast butter side up on the back of a cat and then throw the cat off a ten floor building something very interesting happens. The cat spins in mid air and never hits the ground, why? This is because cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter side down.

Cats and toast, smashing the laws of physics.
About a year ago someone posted a video link illustrating this. It was hellafunny. I wish I could find it. 😕

M

Joined
31 Jan 07
Moves
93899
Clock
24 Jun 08
Vote Up
Vote Down

here's the official info:

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a5_190.html

and here's a youtube:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g811Eo7K8U

Cookies help us deliver our Services. By using our Services or clicking I agree, you agree to our use of cookies. Learn More.