Originally posted by sasquatch672I was going to make some comment about darvlay prefering to play with himself... but this would be a pathetic attempt at juvenille humor and I am trying to turn over a new maple leaf.
Why...Darvlay. I am nonplussed. Perplexed, perhaps, and even bamboozled. Have you turned over a new leaf? No more playtime? Or is it me? You don't want to play with me no more?
Originally posted by Hand of HecateIf Sasquatch continues to act up, I suggest we try out the catch and release program on him.
I was going to make some comment about darvlay prefering to play with himself... but this would be a pathetic attempt at juvenille humor and I am trying to turn over a new maple leaf.
Originally posted by darvlayShould I care?
I have no idea how it happened but the backlighting on my laptop died yesterday. It worked fine in the morning while I was having my fresh organic coffee then I went out for the day to drink and get super high and by the time I got home it just didn't work anymore. My girlfriend hadn't used it all day so it couldn't have been something she did. I'm confused. Has this ever happened to anyone before? I just bought the thing in June.
Originally posted by sasquatch672Whatever big boy. You'll have to find someone else to compare penis sizes with.
Yeah. You, with an airboat and a paintball gun, chasing me. You're not even strong enough to lift your cereal spoon in the morning. Just have to dunk your head in the bowl and slurp as much as you can before that bird-chest of yours explodes from holding your breath.