1. I take your word on it.
2. My excuse and I’m sticking to it
3. To beat me she must be either, good/lucky/cheating/sober
4. 17
5. She says her own engine, but I swear it’s a hand-me-down from me, 2nd hand but very little wear and tear from the original owner.
🙂
p.s.
It is heartwarming to see that the forums are still inhabited by intelligent life - thanks chaps, I had forgotten how much superb banter could be found here.
It's almost as if Stephen Fry has multiple RHP accounts - but surely that would be against the TOS
Originally posted by SirUlrichIntelligent life aside, you must be very proud. A while back I created a thread about my girlfriend beating me, and as I was the one who taught her I had a mixture of pride for my teaching ability and horror at the degeneration of my chess. Try focus on the the first one, a 17 year old girl playing chess and beating her dad is a rare and wondrous thing indeed. Congratulations, you're a winner.
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Originally posted by hopscotch
Unintelligible wife aside, you must be wary of crowds. A while back I cremated an effigy of my girlfriend beating me, and as I was the one who tortured her I had a mixture of London Pride for my torturing ability and Vodka for the despicablilty of my clothes. Dry focus on the the first of the month, a 17 year old girl pulling taffy and beating on me is a common and degrading thing indeed. Congratulations, you're a whinger.