I want to confess something here and now. I am a flasher. Not in the 'dirty mac' sense of the word but... let me explain from the beginning.
I live in a sleepy little town in Ireland Population about 4000, There are 2 cops in this area, ones an oldish guy and the other is a lady cop who if she wasn't a cop would be quite a catch. I have a tendency to go out drinking heavily in this town and on Saturday night after countless drinks I was going to the cash machine to get some extra beer tokens. I was busting for a piss so I went down an allyway to relieve myself. When I had finished I started to make my way back to the main road. Just then the local police car went screaming past with its lights flashing. Being incredibly drunk I took this opportunity to shake my tackle at the police thinking that if they were on their way to some emergency or other that I would be ok and have disappeared by the time they got back. It was at this exact moment that I caught sight of the lady cop out of the corner of my eye. It seems she had been dropped off to walk a patrol round the town. So there I am, tackle in hand, obliterated on Guinness and Jamesons wondering what kind of trouble I was in. Now as she was good looking and I was full of confidence a long time fantasy of mine was beginning to materialise in front of me. I dropped my pants and asked her if she wanted to play with my truncheon. She marched straight over and instructed me to tidy myself up. I obliged and as soon as my jeans zipper was up... Bam!, she had my arm up my back and I was up against the nearest wall getting the handcuffs thrown on. I spent the night in the cells and got a caution the next morning. Funny thing though, whilst I was being driven to the station I had wood that could demolish buildings. It was a complete turn on. I worry that next time I am out that I will do the same thing again.
Originally posted by cadwahI had a similar brush-with-the-law experience, but without the nudity.
I want to confess something here and now. I am a flasher. Not in the 'dirty mac' sense of the word but... let me explain from the beginning.
I live in a sleepy little town in Ireland Population about 4000, There are 2 cops in this area, ones an oldish guy and the other is a lady cop who if she wasn't a cop would be quite a catch. I have a tendency to go out ...[text shortened]... was a complete turn on. I worry that next time I am out that I will do the same thing again.
I after a night on the booze and a drunken punch up with the local bouncers that was broken up by the police, I found myself getting arrested by a cute female police officer. I got cuffed and had my rights read to me, but before I was shoved in the back of the paddy wagon, I got the old "are you carring any drugs, sharp objects, etc" questioning. I told them I didn't and she frisked me, but after she finished in my drunken wisdom, I winked at her and with a big cheesy grin suggested that "She missed a spot". Then I was promptly man-handled into the back of the van by her two 6'5" colleagues with the sexual harrasment added to my ever growing rap sheet 😕
Originally posted by cadwahYou lucky bastard, you. 😵
I want to confess something here and now. I am a flasher. Not in the 'dirty mac' sense of the word but... let me explain from the beginning.
I live in a sleepy little town in Ireland Population about 4000, There are 2 cops in this area, ones an oldish guy and the other is a lady cop who if she wasn't a cop would be quite a catch. I have a tendency to go out ...[text shortened]... was a complete turn on. I worry that next time I am out that I will do the same thing again.
Originally posted by cadwahDo you think this thread appropriate for a public forum which can be browsed by paying members aged as low as 14?
I want to confess something here and now. I am a flasher. Not in the 'dirty mac' sense of the word but... let me explain from the beginning.
I live in a sleepy little town in Ireland Population about 4000, There are 2 cops in this area, ones an oldish guy and the other is a lady cop who if she wasn't a cop would be quite a catch. I have a tendency to go out ...[text shortened]... was a complete turn on. I worry that next time I am out that I will do the same thing again.