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This is scary, guys. Not kidding. Last night went to
the freezer to grab a sorbet and I could hear voices.
As I live in an apartment building I made nothing out
of it but, unfortunately, once I was done with my
sorbet I went back, out of curiosity... and the voices
returned once I opened the freezer. Closed it. Voices
off. Opened it again. Voices back. I freaked out but,
still, my curiosity got the best of me. I turned off the
TV and approached the freezer to listen more
carefully. I could notice the voice of a child
explaining something, and the voice of another small
child responding. They were kind of whispering. I
could not grasp exactly what they were talking
about.

I had to test this. So I closed the freezer and went to
all the walls around the freezer area, and put my ear
against them. Nothing. I went to the ventilator tubes
alongisde the kitchen area, got close, and opened
and closed the ventilation shades. Nothing. No
voices. But went back to the freezer, opened, and
there they were, again, whispering.

There are no children living in my whole building. So
I thought I would have to empirically exhaust all
possibilities. I went floor by floor asking my
neighbors if they had children visiting. Nope. Nada.
So I went back to the freezer, opened, and the
voices were still there.

It took me a lot of effort to manage to sleep but I
finally did. This morning, before leaving for work,
I checked again. The voices were there.

I am scared.

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Originally posted by Seitse
This is scary, guys. Not kidding. Last night went to
the freezer to grab a sorbet and I could hear voices.
As I live in an apartment building I made nothing out
of it but, unfortunately, once I was done with my
sorbet I went back, out of curiosity... and the voices
returned once I opened the freezer. Closed it. Voices
off. Opened it again. Voices back ...[text shortened]... This morning, before leaving for work,
I checked again. The voices were there.

I am scared.
There are no hero's when it comes to withholding psych meds.

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Originally posted by Seitse
This is scary, guys. Not kidding. Last night went to
the freezer to grab a sorbet and I could hear voices.
As I live in an apartment building I made nothing out
of it but, unfortunately, once I was done with my
sorbet I went back, out of curiosity... and the voices
returned once I opened the freezer. Closed it. Voices
off. Opened it again. Voices back ...[text shortened]... This morning, before leaving for work,
I checked again. The voices were there.

I am scared.
Ask them if they're cold.

josephw
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Originally posted by Seitse
This is scary, guys. Not kidding. Last night went to
the freezer to grab a sorbet and I could hear voices.
As I live in an apartment building I made nothing out
of it but, unfortunately, once I was done with my
sorbet I went back, out of curiosity... and the voices
returned once I opened the freezer. Closed it. Voices
off. Opened it again. Voices back ...[text shortened]... This morning, before leaving for work,
I checked again. The voices were there.

I am scared.
Turn off the refrigerator. Put everything in a cooler for a day. Let it thaw, then restart.

Seitse
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1. I am still taking my meds so, uh, no, no it's not that.

2. I wil record the voices when I return home today. I am not crazy.

3. Defreeze it. Good idea. I will try that. Do you think the frozen peas
are trying to tell me something? Granted, I have stuff there which dates
back to the Cold War era (no pun intended)

4. I went to the office's freezer this morning, to see if there are voices
there too. There were none.

5. What's the black market rate for haunted freezers?

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You used to be so cool

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Originally posted by Seitse
This is scary, guys. Not kidding. Last night went to
the freezer to grab a sorbet and I could hear voices.
As I live in an apartment building I made nothing out
of it but, unfortunately, once I was done with my
sorbet I went back, out of curiosity... and the voices
returned once I opened the freezer. Closed it. Voices
off. Opened it again. Voices back ...[text shortened]... This morning, before leaving for work,
I checked again. The voices were there.

I am scared.
I mentioned this before in another thread
remove the body parts and the voices should stop
if not
increase your meds

Seitse
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Originally posted by lemondrop
remove the body parts and the voices should stop
Whose body parts?

By the way, I recorded them and sent them to Alex Jones. I am
sure the NSA is after me. This can't be supernatural. It's a conspiracy.

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Originally posted by Seitse
1. I am still taking my meds so, uh, no, no it's not that.

2. I wil record the voices when I return home today. I am not crazy.

3. Defreeze it. Good idea. I will try that. Do you think the frozen peas
are trying to tell me something? Granted, I have stuff there which dates
back to the Cold War era (no pun intended)

4. I went to the office's freez ...[text shortened]... re voices
there too. There were none.

5. What's the black market rate for haunted freezers?
Ask the voices if they are either Trump or Hillary supporters. If they say yes to either, set a fire and run out of the house for good.

Seitse
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Originally posted by whodey
Ask the voices if they are either Trump or Hillary supporters. If they say yes to either, set a fire and run out of the house for good.
What if they support that former CIA and former Goldman Sachs creepy,
bald guy?

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Originally posted by Seitse
What if they support that former CIA and former Goldman Sachs creepy,
bald guy?
Then it's ok because your phone, apartment and panties drawer are being bugged already.

Seitse
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Originally posted by josephw
panties drawer
bugged already.
I am sure there's a play of words there somewhere.

josephw
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Originally posted by Seitse
I am sure there's a play of words there somewhere.
Common' Seitse, aren't I clever enough for you? Don't answer that! 😉

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