1. Standard memberSeitse
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    08 Aug '16 09:51
    This is scary, guys. Not kidding. Last night went to
    the freezer to grab a sorbet and I could hear voices.
    As I live in an apartment building I made nothing out
    of it but, unfortunately, once I was done with my
    sorbet I went back, out of curiosity... and the voices
    returned once I opened the freezer. Closed it. Voices
    off. Opened it again. Voices back. I freaked out but,
    still, my curiosity got the best of me. I turned off the
    TV and approached the freezer to listen more
    carefully. I could notice the voice of a child
    explaining something, and the voice of another small
    child responding. They were kind of whispering. I
    could not grasp exactly what they were talking
    about.

    I had to test this. So I closed the freezer and went to
    all the walls around the freezer area, and put my ear
    against them. Nothing. I went to the ventilator tubes
    alongisde the kitchen area, got close, and opened
    and closed the ventilation shades. Nothing. No
    voices. But went back to the freezer, opened, and
    there they were, again, whispering.

    There are no children living in my whole building. So
    I thought I would have to empirically exhaust all
    possibilities. I went floor by floor asking my
    neighbors if they had children visiting. Nope. Nada.
    So I went back to the freezer, opened, and the
    voices were still there.

    It took me a lot of effort to manage to sleep but I
    finally did. This morning, before leaving for work,
    I checked again. The voices were there.

    I am scared.
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    08 Aug '16 12:02
    Originally posted by Seitse
    This is scary, guys. Not kidding. Last night went to
    the freezer to grab a sorbet and I could hear voices.
    As I live in an apartment building I made nothing out
    of it but, unfortunately, once I was done with my
    sorbet I went back, out of curiosity... and the voices
    returned once I opened the freezer. Closed it. Voices
    off. Opened it again. Voices back ...[text shortened]... This morning, before leaving for work,
    I checked again. The voices were there.

    I am scared.
    There are no hero's when it comes to withholding psych meds.
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    08 Aug '16 12:09
    Originally posted by Seitse
    This is scary, guys. Not kidding. Last night went to
    the freezer to grab a sorbet and I could hear voices.
    As I live in an apartment building I made nothing out
    of it but, unfortunately, once I was done with my
    sorbet I went back, out of curiosity... and the voices
    returned once I opened the freezer. Closed it. Voices
    off. Opened it again. Voices back ...[text shortened]... This morning, before leaving for work,
    I checked again. The voices were there.

    I am scared.
    Ask them if they're cold.
  5. Subscriberjosephw
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    08 Aug '16 12:38
    Originally posted by Seitse
    This is scary, guys. Not kidding. Last night went to
    the freezer to grab a sorbet and I could hear voices.
    As I live in an apartment building I made nothing out
    of it but, unfortunately, once I was done with my
    sorbet I went back, out of curiosity... and the voices
    returned once I opened the freezer. Closed it. Voices
    off. Opened it again. Voices back ...[text shortened]... This morning, before leaving for work,
    I checked again. The voices were there.

    I am scared.
    Turn off the refrigerator. Put everything in a cooler for a day. Let it thaw, then restart.
  6. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    08 Aug '16 12:581 edit
    1. I am still taking my meds so, uh, no, no it's not that.

    2. I wil record the voices when I return home today. I am not crazy.

    3. Defreeze it. Good idea. I will try that. Do you think the frozen peas
    are trying to tell me something? Granted, I have stuff there which dates
    back to the Cold War era (no pun intended)

    4. I went to the office's freezer this morning, to see if there are voices
    there too. There were none.

    5. What's the black market rate for haunted freezers?
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    You used to be so cool
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    09 Aug '16 18:24
    Originally posted by Seitse
    This is scary, guys. Not kidding. Last night went to
    the freezer to grab a sorbet and I could hear voices.
    As I live in an apartment building I made nothing out
    of it but, unfortunately, once I was done with my
    sorbet I went back, out of curiosity... and the voices
    returned once I opened the freezer. Closed it. Voices
    off. Opened it again. Voices back ...[text shortened]... This morning, before leaving for work,
    I checked again. The voices were there.

    I am scared.
    I mentioned this before in another thread
    remove the body parts and the voices should stop
    if not
    increase your meds
  9. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    09 Aug '16 18:59
    Originally posted by lemondrop
    remove the body parts and the voices should stop
    Whose body parts?

    By the way, I recorded them and sent them to Alex Jones. I am
    sure the NSA is after me. This can't be supernatural. It's a conspiracy.
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    09 Aug '16 21:16
    Originally posted by Seitse
    1. I am still taking my meds so, uh, no, no it's not that.

    2. I wil record the voices when I return home today. I am not crazy.

    3. Defreeze it. Good idea. I will try that. Do you think the frozen peas
    are trying to tell me something? Granted, I have stuff there which dates
    back to the Cold War era (no pun intended)

    4. I went to the office's freez ...[text shortened]... re voices
    there too. There were none.

    5. What's the black market rate for haunted freezers?
    Ask the voices if they are either Trump or Hillary supporters. If they say yes to either, set a fire and run out of the house for good.
  11. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    10 Aug '16 05:56
    Originally posted by whodey
    Ask the voices if they are either Trump or Hillary supporters. If they say yes to either, set a fire and run out of the house for good.
    What if they support that former CIA and former Goldman Sachs creepy,
    bald guy?
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    10 Aug '16 12:01
    Originally posted by Seitse
    What if they support that former CIA and former Goldman Sachs creepy,
    bald guy?
    Then it's ok because your phone, apartment and panties drawer are being bugged already.
  13. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    10 Aug '16 16:38
    Originally posted by josephw
    panties drawer
    bugged already.
    I am sure there's a play of words there somewhere.
  14. Subscriberjosephw
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    10 Aug '16 18:05
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I am sure there's a play of words there somewhere.
    Common' Seitse, aren't I clever enough for you? Don't answer that! 😉
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