Originally posted by AThousandYoungIs caressing the manly pieces really what you want to be doing?
When it's your turn, every time you have to move a Bishop, stare at her and stroke the Bishop sensuously, up and down, up and down, up and down...this will rattle her and allow you to crush her.
Her Queen, the infernal symbol of amazonian femininity, will be the first to fall. I guarantee it.
Shoot. Bishops are kind of gay. They're Catholic and everything. Well, try caressing the Knights. Those are manly.
Originally posted by AThousandYoungit's the king you want to caress sensuously. being the biggest piece on the board, it is the symbol of your manhood. when your g/f checkmates your king, it means she has a firm grip on the crown jewels.
When it's your turn, every time you have to move a Bishop, stare at her and stroke the Bishop sensuously, up and down, up and down, up and down...this will rattle her and allow you to crush her.
Her Queen, the infernal symbol of amazonian femininity, will be the first to fall. I guarantee it.
Shoot. Bishops are kind of gay. They're Catholic and everything. Well, try caressing the Knights. Those are manly.
What a funny thread! 🙂
Well, it remembered me to my own problem with chess. I wrote in my profile here that I played chess when I was 10-14 years old. I was good. I wrote that I quited for I become more interested in boys then in chess. 😕 it is only partialy a joke. I played agaist boys, and I find they realy become desperate when I beat them, as u said. A fragile male ego 😵 is ruined when female beat u in an intelectual competion, even more then in a physical competition. (I know for I also beat boys in wrestling sometimes, I was a tomboy.) Well, and me, a stupid emotional girl, felt sorry for them, and I stop to compete; in chess as like as wrestling. 🙁
This is why we stupid girls are bad in chess: we wan't not to hurt u.
😀 Well, usualy not... I am sure, when your gf read this, she will stop to baat poor u... 🙂 Or maybe not... 😏
Originally posted by Lydia BlondieDon't make generalisations, Lydia.
What a funny thread! 🙂
Well, it remembered me to my own problem with chess. I wrote in my profile here that I played chess when I was 10-14 years old. I was good. I wrote that I quited for I become more interested in boys then in chess. 😕 it is only partialy a joke. I played agaist boys, and I find they realy become desperate when I beat them, as ...[text shortened]... not... I am sure, when your gf read this, she will stop to baat poor u... 🙂 Or maybe not... 😏
I'm just as good at losing to girls as to boys.
And I'm just as bad as taking it!