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@fornichessate removed their quoted post
awww, you big baby
just snort that fire and light the joint AND clear yer nose of hair at the same time



and take video
hehehe



@fornichessate removed their quoted post
What do you spray your hair with?

I used to use one of those as a fixer for charcoal drawings, but that was decades ago and now I don't remember the names.



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@rookie54

I'm seriously thinking of doing an A.I. redhotpawn show.

I can A.I. all of you
ai;dr 😉

Actually, there's at least one regular "contributor" on Hill Report and at least a dozen or more on FB who deserve such a probably inconsequential smackdown.

Not a gentle suggestion, but a comeuppance. Not a kindly bit of advice, but a stern rebuke with a side-dish of repudiation.

Because when certain cadences and templates become overly familiar, some of us think: "That's some lazy-ass use of AI right there."

(p.s. -- I wrote that all myself, to mock the over-familiar cadences and templates)

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@fornichessate removed their quoted post
Plastic lighter or Zippo?

Never owned a Zippo myself, but it seems most plastic lighters have a thumb-wheel to adjust the height of the flame.

Also, some might suggest just rinsing the hair instead of drying it out with shampoo on the regular.

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@fornichessate

Also, your subject line reminded me of Tom Cowan's book Fire in the Head.

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@fornichessate removed their quoted post
Maybe not so much now, but not long ago I wished I had a full head of hair so that I could sport some of the young men's styles.

If you're setting your hair on fire and the lighter is not adjustable, have you considered wearing a shower cap or something to protect your hair during the drier days of your hair-care cycle?

Not trying to play "Queer Eye" here, just some random guesses and advice.

However, given your circumstances as reported and if there really is a need to shampoo your hair so often rather than just rinse, maybe you should consider a conditioner that includes some kind of flame-retardant.



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Who do you think you're talking to?

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