Go back
My Head Was On Fire Today

My Head Was On Fire Today

General


Vote Up
Vote Down


@fornichessate removed their quoted post
OYM2. One evening a couple of decades ago while recovering from the resection of some cancerous spots on the lining of my bladder, the urethral catheter became clogged and my attempts to clear it resulted in my beginning to bleed out into my leg bag.

Somehow I surmised that I only had minutes to live, and called an ambulance. Got my keys and wallet and also had the thought that maybe I should change into a robe for everyone's convenience. One of the ambulance drivers kindly suggested that I also bring along some street clothes for the trip home.

It seems that the notion I had might not have been uncommon, as I heard the ambulance drivers whistling the theme for "Sanford and Son".

Things were no better in the E.R. Some teenage female bitch who was not even a patient mocked me from her father's room across the hall for complaining that my bladder bag was full and calling for help.

And then I encountered some of you.


so i was just watching some georgia state trooper pit maneuvers on youtube and eatin' really spicy mixed nuts outta the jar and normal yeah i dropped a couple and i'm civilized so i pick up that nut quick and pop it back in my mouth but it feels funny
like not even peanut texture so i spit it out and that cockroach had been dead at least two weeks but i didn't let it go to waste and i ate it anyhow
crunch that lil insect and it ain't too dang bad

1 edit

@rookie54 said
so i was just watching some georgia state trooper pit maneuvers on youtube and eatin' really spicy mixed nuts outta the jar and normal yeah i dropped a couple and i'm civilized so i pick up that nut quick and pop it back in my mouth but it feels funny
like not even peanut texture so i spit it out and that cockroach had been dead at least two weeks but i didn't let it go to waste and i ate it anyhow
crunch that lil insect and it ain't too dang bad
Outside of the three-dots thread (where you quote "Buddhist" poems of questionable provenance and authorship), you generally come across as a passive-aggressive person who is not brave enough to say what he means directly.

I have seen snow in Euless. I once tried to break up a fight between teenage boys when I was the manager of a convenience store in Euless. How about you?


@Arkturos said
Outside of the three-dots thread (where you quote "Buddhist" poems of questionable provenance and authorship), you generally come across as a passive-aggressive person who is not brave enough to say what he means directly.
How about your new username being “Former Subscriber”


@diver said
How about your new username being “Former Subscriber”
Nice idea, but I think I'll just let the sub expire.

I'm sure Russ will miss the USD $15 per quarter. [joke]

(So much economic leverage have I.)


@fornichessate removed their quoted post
Would you mind sharing two or three typical Kevin Eleven posts?

Maybe those could help with the course-correction that my transits seem to be suggesting.

Vote Up
Vote Down


@fornichessate removed their quoted post
Nope -- not my style.


@fornichessate removed their quoted post
I, thankfully don’t have to worry.(note my photo) 🤔😲👍