My Heterohero
Bean or Bear I can't tell
Some of you, apparently, look up to me. I have no clue why. Well I'm here to tell you a story about the person I look up to. Not in a sexual way or anything because I'm totally straight. Yep nothing straighter than me. Except him. I've heard he's so straight he doesn't even like girls. His name is Dirty Tom Nomads MC.
Let go of your Pickle! This isn't that kind of show.
He rescued me from a life of just life and helped me level my dwarf, if you know what I mean. He even gave me his only axe of vengeance. And that's not something you forget. Well unless your Fred Forgetful of the Forget-lots Clan. And if you are then you still owe me $5 you fat bastard. Anyway, we should keep moving the weasels are closing in. My future is coming on.
And this was just the beginning, Starrman has changed my life for the better in every way. I used to be a sad lonely teenager. Now I'm a indifferent excluded teenager sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come. And it's all thanks to his awesomeness. I'm crying. Just give me a minute.
Oh I’ve been smiling lately, dreaming about the world as one and I believe it could be, some day it’s going to come. But I'm still really straight. And not in a gay way at all. I slipped that one time I swear. It was icy. I admit I spend big bucks on my wardrobe but that means nothing. Nothing at all.
So you see fellow readers, well I guess I'm not a reader, although if I was to read this then I would but I'm not I'm writing it and am therefore exempt from the reader category. So you see fellow -ers,
it's clear that my life is better because of Starrman's involvement. He is a funky singer, playing in a rock and roll band.
I used to be lost in the morass of my own consciousness, drowning in naked ladies and chess pieces. I wasn't going to Scarborough Fair. Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme. I couldn't remember my own name let alone thousands of lyrics and obscure references. Since then my life has been much like Tommy's from Tommy. Without that mods and rockers crap. And it's all thanks to, well I forget, but the important thing is, well I forget that too.
Anyway the point is that Starrman is my hero. My hetrosexual hero.
We square now Starrman? I don't like debts hanging over my head.
Originally posted by hopscotchAre you accusing me of sophistry?
I'm glad that you have finally had the courage to acknowledge Starrman's influence on your life. I hope that one day you will be to someone what Starrman is to you, your mentor, and your blanket against the cold, cold world.
Originally posted by XanthosNZYou guys have such a great bond, I think they should make a movie about you. Any chance you're thinking of adopting a neglected orphan baby soon? I'm thinking a romantic comedy slash feelgood scatological slapstick.
He keeps me warm at night.
Originally posted by hopscotchSophist - in ancient Greece, any group of teachers of rhetoric, politics, philosophy etc... some who were known for their clever, specious arguments.
As soon as I find out what sophistry is, I'll paint it ugly and pin it on you like a pin...holder...thing.
or.... a person who is clever and good at reasoning
Originally posted by PocketKingsPerhaps it's the thread title, but I read it as "sapphist"! 🙄
Sophist - in ancient Greece, any group of teachers of rhetoric, politics, philosophy etc... some who were known for their clever, specious arguments.
or.... a person who is clever and good at reasoning
Originally posted by XanthosNZyou know, there comes a time in every man's life when, it is best to not say anything........
[b]My Heterohero
Bean or Bear I can't tell
Some of you, apparently, look up to me. I have no clue why. Well I'm here to tell you a story about the person I look up to. Not in a sexual way or anything because I'm totally straight. Yep nothing straighter than me. Except him. I've heard he's so straight he doesn't even like girls. His n ...[text shortened]... hero. My hetrosexual hero.
We square now Starrman? I don't like debts hanging over my head.[/b]
This just may be one of those times.
Originally posted by XanthosNZIt's 'hetero' every time.
[b]My Heterohero
Bean or Bear I can't tell
Some of you, apparently, look up to me. I have no clue why. Well I'm here to tell you a story about the person I look up to. Not in a sexual way or anything because I'm totally straight. Yep nothing straighter than me. Except him. I've heard he's so straight he doesn't even like girls. His n ...[text shortened]... hero. My hetrosexual hero.
We square now Starrman? I don't like debts hanging over my head.[/b]
Originally posted by XanthosNZYou've actually just given me a horribly digusting taste in my mouth.
[b]My Heterohero
Bean or Bear I can't tell
Some of you, apparently, look up to me. I have no clue why. Well I'm here to tell you a story about the person I look up to. Not in a sexual way or anything because I'm totally straight. Yep nothing straighter than me. Except him. I've heard he's so straight he doesn't even like girls. His n ...[text shortened]... hero. My hetrosexual hero.
We square now Starrman? I don't like debts hanging over my head.[/b]
Stop it. Thanks.