Its not that I hate the guy or anyhting...really I don't. I just want to smash his head against a concrete slab repeatedly until it becomes like a soft over ripe mango. I would stop just short of killing him because I want him to feel it when I position him spread eagle and kick his nutz like I was Adam Viniteri kicking a 55 yarder to win in over time. This I would do 10-12 times until his testes resembled an overstuffed, black and blue sack of oatmeal. If he was still alive, I would drag his sorry arse outside to my car, tie one leg to the bumper and the other to a tree, and then drive home...dragging whichever part of his body remained attached to my car.
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Originally posted by duecertime fer tha pink pill...
Its not that I hate the guy or anyhting...really I don't. I just want to smash his head against a concrete slab repeatedly until it becomes like a soft over ripe mango. I would stop just short of killing him because I want him to feel it when I position him spread eagle and kick his nutz like I was Adam Viniteri kicking a 55 yarder to win in over time. This I ...[text shortened]... d then drive home...dragging whichever part of his body remained attached to my car.
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take six this time...
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Originally posted by duecerwhat bad thing has he done?
Its not that I hate the guy or anyhting...really I don't. I just want to smash his head against a concrete slab repeatedly until it becomes like a soft over ripe mango. I would stop just short of killing him because I want him to feel it when I position him spread eagle and kick his nutz like I was Adam Viniteri kicking a 55 yarder to win in over time. This I ...[text shortened]... d then drive home...dragging whichever part of his body remained attached to my car.
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Originally posted by dueceryou'll be discussing it with The New Boss after he gets around to looking over your traffic logs.
Its not that I hate the guy or anyhting...really I don't. I just want to smash his head against a concrete slab repeatedly until it becomes like a soft over ripe mango. I would stop just short of killing him because I want him to feel it when I position him spread eagle and kick his nutz like I was Adam Viniteri kicking a 55 yarder to win in over time. This I ...[text shortened]... d then drive home...dragging whichever part of his body remained attached to my car.
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Originally posted by duecerSounds like you'd give your life for your boss. That's really sweet of you!
Its not that I hate the guy or anyhting...really I don't. I just want to smash his head against a concrete slab repeatedly until it becomes like a soft over ripe mango. I would stop just short of killing him because I want him to feel it when I position him spread eagle and kick his nutz like I was Adam Viniteri kicking a 55 yarder to win in over time. This I ...[text shortened]... d then drive home...dragging whichever part of his body remained attached to my car.
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Originally posted by duecermmm, it must be quite frustrating to say the least. Its a real pity you get persons like that in an organisation for it engenders resentment, no doubt. Main thing is dude, you leave it in the workplace. Try to look upon it as an opportunity to develop qualities within yourself, patience, forbearance, etc, and remember the pearl in the oyster was once a little piece of dirt, an irritant that eventually got salved over and became a pearl. If it does become unbearable then you may indeed need to try somewhere else for your own sake, but if you can handle it, look upon it as a challenge 🙂
he's a lazy sot who expects everyone else to do his work...for starters...
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Originally posted by duecerYou give no reasoning for this violent fantasy. Sounds like you have anger management issues.
Its not that I hate the guy or anyhting...really I don't. I just want to smash his head against a concrete slab repeatedly until it becomes like a soft over ripe mango. I would stop just short of killing him because I want him to feel it when I position him spread eagle and kick his nutz like I was Adam Viniteri kicking a 55 yarder to win in over time. This I ...[text shortened]... d then drive home...dragging whichever part of his body remained attached to my car.
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Originally posted by duecerJeez, this is what I'm working towards!
he's a lazy sot who expects everyone else to do his work...for starters...
My ideal work day:
9:13 Wake up, get some toast and coffee
10:45 Tee off with potential clients on one of our many awesome golf courses
14:33 Check in at the office shouting at random people because they aren't doing their jobs
14:45 RHP and email
16:25 Pick up kids and go on bike ride with them when we get home
20:11 Bugger around on the web for a while
21:50 In bed with a good book