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Originally posted by duecer
actually he's an incompitent douche bag who doesn't know his arse from a hole in the ground
This from a guy who can't find his underpants?
Tell your Boss our tee off time is 9am.

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He must be smart enough to figure out how to get others to do his work. 😕

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Originally posted by duecer
Its not that I hate the guy or anyhting...really I don't. I just want to smash his head against a concrete slab repeatedly until it becomes like a soft over ripe mango. I would stop just short of killing him because I want him to feel it when I position him spread eagle and kick his nutz like I was Adam Viniteri kicking a 55 yarder to win in over time. This I ...[text shortened]... d then drive home...dragging whichever part of his body remained attached to my car.

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Originally posted by duecer
actually he's an incompitent douche bag who doesn't know his arse from a hole in the ground
Run circles around him in the field. Document your work orders on your own. Get EVIDENCE. then watch him drown in his own ineptitude. Keep your big guns silent.

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Originally posted by duecer
he's a lazy sot who expects everyone else to do his work...for starters...
Is his first name James?

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Originally posted by YEAH BOY
Run circles around him in the field. Document your work orders on your own. Get EVIDENCE. then watch him drown in his own ineptitude. Keep your big guns silent.
Oh he's going down man!😠 down faster than a cheer leader on prom night!😠😛

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Atta boy!

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Originally posted by duecer
Its not that I hate the guy or anyhting...really I don't. I just want to smash his head against a concrete slab repeatedly until it becomes like a soft over ripe mango. I would stop just short of killing him because I want him to feel it when I position him spread eagle and kick his nutz like I was Adam Viniteri kicking a 55 yarder to win in over time. This I ...[text shortened]... d then drive home...dragging whichever part of his body remained attached to my car.

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Do you think he knows you're using company time and equipment to post in a chat group when you were specifically directed to filter his urine-infested toilet water through your kidneys?

Isn't this very thread evidential proof of your gross insubordination, thus grounds for immediate dismissal--- and removal of your employee of the month parking space sign?

I think someone needs to rethink their priorities before this makes its way into the wrong hands, in three, two, one...

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Originally posted by duecer
he's a lazy sot who expects everyone else to do his work...for starters...
jealous much? 😕

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That's fine.
Just know that a proper boss shouldn't be at the office before lunch. If you don't enjoy a pint and some grub at the 19th, then you should get a good steak somewhere with a glass of Shiraz and then rock up at the office only in the afternoon.

You're only REALLY the boss when people are glad you didn't come in that day and no one ta the office is phoning to hear where you are...

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Originally posted by duecer
actually he's an incompitent douche bag who doesn't know his arse from a hole in the ground
Then again he is still further up the food chain than you are.

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But think, He is your BOSS and by the sounds of it he is smarter than you.

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Originally posted by duecer
Its not that I hate the guy or anyhting...really I don't. I just want to smash his head against a concrete slab repeatedly until it becomes like a soft over ripe mango. I would stop just short of killing him because I want him to feel it when I position him spread eagle and kick his nutz like I was Adam Viniteri kicking a 55 yarder to win in over time. This I ...[text shortened]... d then drive home...dragging whichever part of his body remained attached to my car.

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Tell us "REALLY" how you feel about your new boss. What happened to your "old" one? Tell me you haven't got his leg or whatever body part , stuffed in your freezer.

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Originally posted by adramforall
Then again he is still further up the food chain than you are.
I am a compitent douche bag😏