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My New Smartphone/Tablet App: User Feedback

My New Smartphone/Tablet App: User Feedback

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Originally posted by Seitse
[b]Market Validation Survey
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So, I am coding the ultimate smartphone app for tactile enjoyment of your favorite celebrity.

Basically, the app will portray a digital, hyper-realistic and animated, responsive-to-the-touch image of any person ([i]Hugh Jackman, Charlize Theron, Lady Ga ...[text shortened]... exchange for time slots to fondle the aforementioned areas.

That's basically it. Thoughts? 🙂[/b]
Only if it also connects to Google+ to tell all your friends what you're doing AND posts to your Facebook wall about what a complete loser you are for not being able to find a real boyfriend/girlfriend.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
real boyfriend/girlfriend.
Do you honestly believe that people with real partners do not use any sort of adult entertainment products or services?

Please, tell us more.

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Originally posted by rookie54
pffft...
my [b]dogs
roll their eyes at me...[/b]
Gas doesn't count.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Do you honestly believe that people with [b]real partners do not use any sort of adult entertainment products or services?

Please, tell us more.[/b]
Look, porn is one thing.

Interactive porn is quite another.

If I caught a boyfriend of mine using said app, I'd take the phone from him and beat him with it.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Look, porn is one thing.

Interactive porn is quite another.

If I caught a boyfriend of mine using said app, I'd take the phone from him and beat him with it.
That is anecdote.

What I am looking forward to reading is a structured argument to back the assertions that:

(a) People without a sentimental partner are losers
(b) People with a sentimental partner do not use adult toys or apps

Thanks in advance