1. SubscriberSuzianne
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    14 Jun '14 14:59
    Originally posted by Seitse
    [b]Market Validation Survey
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    So, I am coding the ultimate smartphone app for tactile enjoyment of your favorite celebrity.

    Basically, the app will portray a digital, hyper-realistic and animated, responsive-to-the-touch image of any person ([i]Hugh Jackman, Charlize Theron, Lady Ga ...[text shortened]... exchange for time slots to fondle the aforementioned areas.

    That's basically it. Thoughts? 🙂[/b]
    Only if it also connects to Google+ to tell all your friends what you're doing AND posts to your Facebook wall about what a complete loser you are for not being able to find a real boyfriend/girlfriend.
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    14 Jun '14 19:32
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    real boyfriend/girlfriend.
    Do you honestly believe that people with real partners do not use any sort of adult entertainment products or services?

    Please, tell us more.
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    14 Jun '14 23:07
    Originally posted by rookie54
    pffft...
    my [b]dogs
    roll their eyes at me...[/b]
    Gas doesn't count.
  4. SubscriberSuzianne
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    15 Jun '14 02:53
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Do you honestly believe that people with [b]real partners do not use any sort of adult entertainment products or services?

    Please, tell us more.[/b]
    Look, porn is one thing.

    Interactive porn is quite another.

    If I caught a boyfriend of mine using said app, I'd take the phone from him and beat him with it.
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    Doug Stanhope
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    15 Jun '14 03:05
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    Look, porn is one thing.

    Interactive porn is quite another.

    If I caught a boyfriend of mine using said app, I'd take the phone from him and beat him with it.
    That is anecdote.

    What I am looking forward to reading is a structured argument to back the assertions that:

    (a) People without a sentimental partner are losers
    (b) People with a sentimental partner do not use adult toys or apps

    Thanks in advance
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