So, I am coding the ultimate smartphone app for tactile enjoyment of your favorite celebrity.
Basically, the app will portray a digital, hyper-realistic and animated, responsive-to-the-touch image of any person ([i]Hugh Jackman, Charlize Theron, Lady Ga ...[text shortened]... exchange for time slots to fondle the aforementioned areas.
That's basically it. Thoughts? 🙂[/b]
Only if it also connects to Google+ to tell all your friends what you're doing AND posts to your Facebook wall about what a complete loser you are for not being able to find a real boyfriend/girlfriend.