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Originally posted by shavixmir
I was just day-dreaming about being the leader of a political party. This is highly unusual for me, for normally I day dream about killing conservatives or shagging anything with 2 legs and a pulse.

Anyways, I was driving over a speed bump and thought to myself: "None of the political parties here in Holland want to rid the world of the evilness which is ...[text shortened]... hypothermia during my reign.
Businesses, etc. will pay for these items.

Would you vote for me?
While you are improving the "low country" perhaps you
should add:

Screens in all windows
For domino protection all windows will be provided
with proper bird prevention screens.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2005-11-14-domino-bird_x.htm

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